Lamport Hall Hamper

Proud member of Lamport Hall. They operate this account on my behalf as part of the exposure agreement in my contract. All enquiries to be directed to them.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

@Oleary666OLeary @TomDrummer @Lamport_Hall Knowing the way this situation has been dealt with, probably Ready Salted. Even I’m disappointed if they open me up and I see a bag of Ready Salted making its way in.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

@ukcomic Now now, size isn’t everything, Jeff.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

@libertysisters1 Sounds a great plan, I hope someone can set me free. Currently I feel like I’m nothing more than a busker basket.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

I’m upset today. It seems musicians don’t like me. I’ve been offered to them and they just don’t seem interested. 🙁 #unwanted #lamporthall

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

I wish I had more followers 😢

When I was offered this job I was promised the chance to gain experience in front of a large crowd.

#missold #hampergate

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

@TomDrummer @Lamport_Hall I am so much more than that. I contain some very nice cheeses and an exceptional tomato and caramelised onion relish, to name but a few.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

@aa_miller No, but I do contain a selection of fine cheeses and an exceptional pickle.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

I’d like to express that while my manager suggests all styles of music are considered, my personal tastes don’t include country music or punk rock, and I have a wild aversion to bagpipes. So if that’s you, then please expect to meet one of my fellow hampers instead.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

@clariflute My manager doesn’t allow me access to cash.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

Some of my contents are a bit out of date due to lockdown.

If you have a product you’d like included in me, please email [email protected] with a photo and brief description. Unfortunately they can’t pay for the inclusion but it’ll be great exposure for your product.

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

My hinges are a little rusty after this lockdown 😢
#lamporthall

[Lamport Hall Hamper @HallHamper]

Thanks again to my employers Lamport Hall for all this exposure