Halley Barker

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

It’s baby month. 🤰🏻🎀💜

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

My reaction when a coworker recently found out I’m pregnant again and he asked if I knew what caused that. Hahahahaha so funny hahaha kick rocks

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

@KingOfLyons I love them though! One of the only chewy candies I’ll eat.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

*eats Milk Duds or chews gum while driving between four work buildings*
*talks and teaches others how to talk for a living*
*wonders why I have jaw pain and popping* 🙃

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

I know my dad is getting soft in his old age because he said we could stop/stay overnight somewhere on the way to my gma’s in Texas so the kids could swim at a hotel. In the 10 or so Christmases of going in my childhood we didn’t stay overnight once. Just drove 12 hours straight.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

@puppetmaster_33 @kanembarker Can’t leave without a new ball for the backyard either

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

Just kidding. He wanted a March birthday.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

It’s baby month.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

The hold the Frozen franchise has on my toddler is quite ridiculous, but hearing her little voice sing “Let it go” is adorable. They really do have some bangers. I’ll give them that.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

It’s baby month.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

My daughter is walking around the house pushing her belly way out, mocking me. Have kids they said… Get pregnant again they said…Two under two should be fun.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

What were you doing @SirCoonPoon???

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

Raccoon caught in the stands at the Vanderbilt vs Arkansas series! 🦝

#NCAABaseball x 🎥 @11point7 @KatieWoolard
https://t.co/uYX8OGvCU8

[Kane Barker @kanembarker]

How my daughter reacts to getting her nose wiped

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

Not me putting things in my Amazon cart for my daughter’s second birthday party before we even have her first birthday party. Who knew picking themes was so fun 🤔

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

Life would probably be a lot easier if I felt like I could send my baby to daycare.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

@LISHLyons You’re such a big girl, Emmie!

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

@KingOfLyons Thoughts and prayers

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

@KingOfLyons This is tough…. Right before the holidays too… sorry, man.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

You out here reaching out to the internet for help @kanembarker???

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

State Farm commercials featuring Aaron Rodgers are being taken off TV, allegedly.

[Halley Barker @Halley_Barker1]

100% DO NOT want to go back to work tomorrow. My baby is too perfect to leave 😩😩😩😭