hallie

I treat my Twitter like 2008 Facebook

[hallie @Hallie_Jenkins]

No, I’m not worried my boyfriend is looking for other women I’m worried he’s gonna buy the Gloku

[hallie @Hallie_Jenkins]

@nbcsnl this sketch was inappropriate

[dr. pilk @emmyrambles]

I don’t usually post super serious stuff but my boyfriend recently got diagnosed with brain cancer as well as losing his job and has to go through 6 weeks of treatment! Pls share this if u can <3 https://t.co/iXNyrHF5KP

[amanda @amandagirlxo]

Does anyone who worked the entire pandemic feel permanently burnt out?

[SIE @_badassiee]

The peace I have now can’t be fucked with.

[Drew Gooden @drewisgooden]

The most aggressive typo is when you accidentally type an exclamation point instead of a question mark and then have to follow it up with a lone question mark. It’s like you’re screaming at them and then immediately asking why they haven’t responded yet.

[snork @asnorkl]

the dress code for my funeral is the absolute most sluttiest outfit you can think of

[hallie @Hallie_Jenkins]

@theRoss_Morris My doctor spit it into my mouth

[chaddeus thundercock @ridergriffin_]

no we fucking don’t

[Cleotrapa 💋 @iamcleotrapa]

Y’all ever lost a best friend and realize you didn’t lose a best friend 😂

[c. @spillthesasss]

"u okay?" nah mf i think im too clingy