Sam

*Caution* my Twitter is constant monologue of my inner thoughts & studies have shown interacting with me make you do psychotic things

[Sam @Hallocksam]

Cooking in a cropped hoodie always seems like a good idea bc it gives you that I’m hot and I cook, wife me up vibe but then the fucking oil heats up and starts jumping out of the pan and burns your fucking stomach and the whole thing is ruined.

[bear @iamblackbear]

ur worth the broken heart

[Sam @Hallocksam]

Yk everyone’s always like “it’s 50 degrees out I can feel the seasonal depression going away” but why aren’t we saying that we’re defrosting...

[Sam @Hallocksam]

What do you mean if I want another comfort show I actually have to watch a new show??

[bear @iamblackbear]

was it meaningless?

[Sam @Hallocksam]

@JerLyons RIP what level

[Sam @Hallocksam]

guys. it’s really bothering me that Anna’s act of true love was saving Elsa BUT Olaf was doing the same thing when he was sitting by the fire with her! This was an act of true love! someone acknowledge this, pls, it’s important.

[Sam @Hallocksam]

the sexual tension between me and the “end call” button when my professor says class is over 🤩

[Sam @Hallocksam]

there’s something deeply ironic when my social psych starts the course by talking about social loafing (the idea ppl do less work in groups bc they assume others will work) and then assigning us group work for the semester

[Sam @Hallocksam]

good morning to everyone but me who posted the a really depressing thing on my insta story when it was supposed to be a funny meme about my dad saying “k” to me

[Sam @Hallocksam]

imagine there being a person I didn’t feel like had to apologize to all of the time

[Sam @Hallocksam]

I think one of the worst written things in ya novels is that when two people who are talking get accused of dating they both jump and say no offended but in irl they would likely just pretend they didn’t hear it and move on

[aka Mr_Spacely @ddenton80]

Worth a shot

[Sam @Hallocksam]

Sometimes I think that I’m not that blind but then I try and drive home at 2 am without my contacts in & I can only see to the end of the hood of my car & I am reminded that not only am i a dumb bitch and i really am that blind

[alissa violet @AlissaViolet]

it costs $0.00 to defend your friend’s name when they’re not around..

[bear @iamblackbear]

i dont wanna feel at all

[bear @iamblackbear]

cloudy with a chance of depression