Liam Hallsworth

An insight into the mind of an idiot. / “I don’t care for most things”

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

He’s from Waddlajara 🦆🇲🇽

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

A duck wearing a Mexico kit.

I’m moving to Mexico immediately 😂🇲🇽

[Variety @Variety]

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE

Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum."

The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began."

Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens.

https://t.co/JcDe3l3IdR

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

People calling football shirts “jerseys”

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

It’s like trying to sleep inside one of those pies you used to get at Old Trafford. Fucking nuclear 🔥

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

Moretti is shit Peroni, Poretti is shit Moretti.
Poretti is the guy who makes the hot chocolate for the guy who makes the tea for the guy who makes the coffee.
The Christmas temp of beers.

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

“I’m afraid I’ve got some bad Muse”

[Stu Bennett 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸 @StuBennett]

Plug In Baby with my new drum machine 🥁 🤘🏻

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

Semantic satiation is such an odd thing. Sat here repeating “raspberry” to myself like a lunatic.

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

#qualitystreet #thepurpleone #orangecrunch

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

@Nestle ,The fuck is this about? #qualitystreet #thepurpleone

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

Yet another football shirt arrives , Authentic with a player name on the back.

GF: “why don’t you get one in your size?”

Me:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Margot Robbie is pregnant with her first child.

[Nerdrotic @Nerdrotics]

RIP

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

My 85 year old , Alzheimer’s afflicted grandad on Oscar Wilde:

“He was a prick him. Fancy having a name like that, Oscar Wilde. What’s wrong with Jack Smith?” 😂

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

My sister: Playing COD with her mates and checking her bets on the football.

Me: Lying under a fluffy blanket with a wax melt burning away.

Backwards af this 😂

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

A hangover shower has to be one of the best feelings on earth.

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

Don’t get how people can watch multiple TV series at once.
If I start one I’m fully immersed in that and that alone until I’ve finished it.

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

“Why do you always say ‘morning’ instead of ‘Good morning’ , Liam?”

Because if this were a good morning I’d still be in bed and we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

I stand by the idea that buses should be banned forever. They should be confined to history as a terrible relic of the past, a scar on humanity , a tragic misstep in human evolution.
Horrible things 🤢

[Liam Hallsworth @HallsworthLiam]

The fact that European robins have an average lifespan of 13 months and Canada geese have an average lifespan of 10-24 years is one of the reasons nature can be terrible. Those honking little demons don’t need to be around for that long.