Jessica Halterman

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Ruin everyone's day, eat a bean burrito #sansbeans

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Ruin someones day, eat your Bean Burrito from the middle.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

For the first day of #SignatureHoliday, RT for a chance to win a signed baseball by Max Kepler! https://t.co/huLfjuqBmW

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

You should be. Clearly it's a heart. Phoebe got the whole world, because that's how her mom sees her from heaven... 🤣 #friendsjunkie

[Matthew Prax @matthewprax]

@Haltermama I missed the first one. I’m so disappointed in myself.

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Hahahahaha yaaaassss!!

[Matthew Prax @matthewprax]

@RexChapman @Haltermama

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

This is the best thing ever. Haven't laughed that hard in quite some time. https://t.co/RPTnunK1XZ #somegoodnews @johnkrasinski @SteveCarell #thankgodfornancy #whoisemily

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@SMHalterman @barstoolsports @Chicks Hahahaha omg poor dood!

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

What are the chances I don't eat all of the Easter candy before Easter? #quarantinedproblems

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@oldwifemiller @premium1893 Doesnt "duh" suffice as a response?

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Asking me if I've had shortness of breath as I'm 32 weeks pregnant is the dumbest question ever. Duh. I have a human shifting around all of my organs. #pregnantlife #uncomfortable

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@premium1893 Sir.

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Think any Norwex reps are cleaning their houses with the microfiber cloths or do you think they whipped out the heavy chemical stuff? #thoughts

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Malts... I want all the malts right now. #pregnant #Quarantine #babysanta

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@premium1893

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Do people actually like Jessica on Love is Blind though? Everything she says is underlined with "Barnett", age or "I dont want to marry Mark but I want to be on the show still." #theworst #notafan

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@shelbykadlec

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

I am sure my neighbors think I am getting divorced with how much I have been blasting #ToDieFor by @samsmith . No worries, just stunned by the beautifulness that is this song. #Jakespartgivesmegoosebumps #Samisagift

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@matthewprax You're not wrong. Saw it this morning and about died. I cannot wait to watch this episode!!

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

Been looking forward to #baconjalapenoburger all day, and somehow @Wendys got it all wrong. Ordered 10 piece spicy nuggets, #5 meal single w/ a Sprite, & Jr Bacon. Got 10 piece nuggets (hot- only positive), wrong size cold fries, flat Sprite, no Jr. Bacon and wrong burger #fail

[Jessica Halterman @Haltermama]

@daxshepard should we be concerned that you may not release the MN recording of @ArmchairExpPod ? #sonofa #impatientlywaiting #maybesomeinterrruptionissues