Max Halvorson

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

81 million votes... and I've never seen a Biden hat or shirt in my life.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

@elonmusk U gonna bring back Alex Jones? The left will instantly melt if that happens.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Your grocery store's shelves are empty. But Hunter Biden's bank account is full.

[Ice Cube @icecube]

Free at last! @elonmusk take off my shadow ban homie...

[Hard Mountain Dew @hardmountaindew]

Don’t worry. We didn’t forget.

[Max Halvorson @Halvie_]

@jennnthehuman Buck fifty here in terril😂

[Max Halvorson @Halvie_]

@sophiagenovese What’s funny is that you think you are😂

[Max Halvorson @Halvie_]

@BenjaminNewman2 Because you know.. Texas.

[Max Halvorson @Halvie_]

@Cyclone_Club @CycloneFB @CycloneATH Beer darts always ends well😂

[Minnesota Wrestling @GopherWrestling]

GABLE STEVESON WITH A COMEBACK ON THE CENTURY.

TWO TAKEDOWNS IN 20 SECONDS AND HE IS THE OLYMPIC CHAMPION!!!!!!!

[Max Halvorson @Halvie_]

@sophiagenovese Couldn’t get into season 2 for a good reason

[Max Halvorson @Halvie_]

@sophiagenovese Luckily it’s summer and there’s no ice out

[FitzyGFY 🍺 (brew checkmark) @FitzyGFY]

Cam Newton officially activated. Superman Returns.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Former NFL MVP Cam Newton has reached agreement on a one-year, incentive-laden deal with the New England Patriots, league sources tell @mortreport and me.

Newton now will step into the mix to try to help replace former Patriots’ QB Tom Brady.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

My plans: 2020:

[Ruthven Locker at the Lakes @AtRuthven]

@VP Come on over and visit what’s really going on in a small town Iowa Meat Locker.

[Boston Diehards @Boston_Diehards]

The tears of pure joy from Malcolm Butler after making the biggest play of his life...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Live look in at Gronk after spending 6 hours in Florida...

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

“How come Tom don’t want me, man?”