Jordan Halvorson

I’ll tell you one thing, at least I don’t drive no fuckin dodge.

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

Fellas I'm not sure about this but, take your girl dancing, for some reason they seem to love it, even if you're bad.

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

@PhilMackey @FhjTim @thorku @jzulgad @SKORNorth Why NOT @DexsTweets ? Dex with the all time snub.

[Joe McCarthy @JMcCarthy86]

The scene in the movie where the Colts owner, played by Sandra Bullock, storms into the GMs office and says “what about Phillip Rivers, can he still play” and the camera pans to the GM and his eyebrows just raise is gonna win an Oscar

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

@DexsTweets Seems like KOC calling a game plan for what the roster was designed for, not his ideal.

Write it down ✍️

Regardless of outcome, KOC is visibly disgusted with the game plan in the post game presser.

@jzulgad @PhilMackey

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

Paul Allen met the moment

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

@DexsTweets @PhilMackey @jzulgad

*How I imagine all the bye week self scouting went.*

“That game plan we had against the Browns was awesome. We relied on the run, had some extra blockers, quick hitters and timely deep shots. Played fundamentally sound football.”

KOC*vomits*

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

KOC inexplicably abandons the run WAY too often in the deep red zone. Vikings pass on 2nd-and-1, 3rd-and-1 + 4th-and-1 from the 6-yardline. All failures.

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

KOC inexplicably abandons the run WAY too often in the deep red zone. Vikings pass on 2nd-and-1, 3rd-and-1 + 4th-and-1 from the 6-yardline. All failures.

[Shawn @TheWontonShawn]

Did I just hear the WH press briefing question correctly? $2.7 TRILLION in improper Medicare/Medicaid payments to people overseas who weren’t entitled to the benefit?

This cannot be real.

The entire national debt is ~$36T, and you’re telling me that you sent checks for $2.7T to people overseas??

I am telling you right now, by the time we’re done with these audits, we will find at least $36T worth of waste, fraud and abuse.

The entire national debt is waste, fraud and abuse.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

OUR GUY‼️

We've agreed to terms on a multi-year contract extension with Head Coach Kevin O'Connell.

📰: https://t.co/IpmSNnpXlP

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

“Patrick Mahomes is the best ever” please. They would have a firing squad at the 50 if someone actually hit him.

Basketball has less rules for contact than the modern NFL

[RandomTomBradyHighlights @TomBradyDaily]

Every hit in this 5 minute montage led to 0 yards in penalties

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

@DexsTweets Thinking the Vikings finally had a good kicker…

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Kamala is quite literally a communist.

She wants not merely equal opportunity, but equal outcomes.

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

Why did they do my man @Ludacris so dirty in the halftime show… dressed him like the chick from dodgeball.😂

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

@PatMcAfeeShow @ToneDigz @BostonConnr

[Vikings Central @VikesCentral]

RT FOR JAREN HALL QB1. #skol

[Phil Mackey 🎙 @PhilMackey]

HOT TAKE: The Vikings should consider avoiding turnovers at some point.

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

@PhilMackey @jzulgad @dextweets1 @SKORNorth

I think Josh Dobbs can only throw to guys he doesn’t know! Too bad he knows all of the Vikings now…

[Sam Jerome @jerome_sam]

I’m hurt. I’m hurt bad. #Skol

[Jordan Halvorson @HalvorsonJordan]

Mattison has 2 plays on his highlight reel this year.

1) 0.5 yard gains
2) fumble