Vernon's_full_name

I get aggressive about twice a week.

[-Tonut- 🍉 @RainmakerToni]

Oh what a cool phot- WHAT????????

[✨🩷✨ @StompOnYoTweets]

And the person consuming it is still a fuckin pedo

[sam @sam_d_1995]

Google Maps is so fucking embarrassing man

genuinely pathetic stuff

[It's a leap of faith @21sthoekage]

Man man man. You really don't know how bad it is until you get that hour lunch break

[Princess Applehead 🍎 @princessa21212]

Both wearing nappies & missing teeth.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

When Trump is gone and this nightmare is over, I don’t want to hear a single fucking word from corporate America about how awful and dangerous he was after they spent the entire fucking time normalizing and accommodating every terrible thing he did.

[Engen‽∞ @Abdul_haleem__8]

That is an absurd way to hold a pen.

[Sofias @iamsofias_]

Calling in sick in 2005:

- Call the office
- Say you’re not well
- Go back to sleep

Calling in sick in 2026:

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 BREAKING: The FDA lied about food recalls, posting a chart showing them at an all-time low.

Independent experts have found that it is actually the highest in 8 years.

[princess irite 🎀 @iiirite]

this video is frying me dude cant u see its dead. its rolled over on its back that means its dead. leave it alone

[goji @Yo46900733]

El pajero de hoy te hace una foto con IA de proporciones completamente incompatibles con la vida, el pajero de antes hacía todo anatomicamente correcto. Se perdieron los valores.

[eloise @soupforeloise]

lowkey I did it better

[fullautoslur @fullautoslurs]

like two days ago a billionaire guy got arrested for trying to fuck a trailer park hooker

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

What is "the Pooh". Why is Winnie called that. Answer me

[Jonathan H. Adler @jadler1969]

So it appears Lake Ontario is named as such in the Treaty of Canandaigua, signed by President George Washington and ratified by Congress in 1795.

[mat 𓆟 @dumbassmat]

trying to cope with the fact that everything is a fucking monthly subscription

[act a(lll)igator 🐊 @vm94s]

nenhum pokémon acha graça quando ele faz isso pqp deve ser tão racista

[🥔 @BohemianMassive]

"Get your money up" says the man begging you for money

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i played Juliet in high school & morning after opening night, I came late to 2nd period and my teacher was like “ooh are you too big a STAR now to show up ON TIME for American History?” and I got to be like “my grandma died this morning.”
helped w my grief tbh

[fate .ᐟ.ᐟ @bunnidayo]

actually a rapist is somebody who rapes someone