Czar

Carrousel survivor

[Czar @HamAhoy]

Goodbye, @Twitter. I have made a personal pledge not to own or use any products owned by @elonmusk and I am a man of my word. Fuck you, musk.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

Remember when @elonmusk had the fantastic parody account "Italian Elon musk" removed? And then he got mad about "Elon musk ox" and had it removed too? This is gonna be bad everyone. #whalefail

[Czar @HamAhoy]

Within the next few weeks @elonmusk will be claiming he "founded" Twitter, too. I won't be here to see it if the deal goes through

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@pinklemenade @UtopicEarth @robrousseau Nor is he the founder of SpaceX. Or PayPal for that matter. Literally bought his way into all of those companies. Ironically, the only one he is the founder of is Boring. The dumbest one.

[Travis Benson @TravisDogBenson]

@robrousseau @Cordelia_K_

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@AJLooch Yeah Andy had asked me if I wanted to come and I did but it was one of those work late/work early situations and I couldn't do it. Would love to though! The game looks awesome.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

I haven't seen my wife in a month. I'm lonely. I just want my friend back.😔

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@flockakafka But what did he whisper into the gun before firing? #questions

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@joeybagovdonuts @RichieWalsh @ThePoniExpress It doesn't exist anymore. You won't be able to buy it. I have a single 12 pack available. . . Asking price is steep. @ me for details.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

Darning socks makes me feel like a God. Oh, your socks have thin spots? Not mine. I'm proactive.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@AJLooch @flockakafka if you guys haven't watched house of Cosbys don't delay.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

I watch this about once a year, and I never get tired of it. If only the Cosby legal team didn't shut it down. Who knows what may have been https://t.co/Zgu6SDEklw

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@byron_leftwich @SullyBusiness Most dishwashers I've met are "smarter" than those making 125k. Just not as driven or with as good a support system. Lots of very smart people choose simple labor due to philosophical reasons.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

Ridiculous. Thy don't work nearly as hard as people making 25k/year.

[Bryant @SullyBusiness]

It broke my brain when I realized most people making 125k/year don't work significantly harder than many people making 25k/year.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@Jeopardy @KenJennings I once sat next to a woman at a diner counter. We ate lunch, talking for almost an hour. I asked her "Would you like to take a ride on the funicular with me?" She slapped me. We were within walking distance from a funicular. You could see it out the window.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@KlassCarol @CPotterPgh Connor lamb is an empty suit. He's been running for president since he was 10 years old. The man is the very embodiment of the status quo. He doesn't belong on that stage. He belongs in a psych ward for a case of acute narcissism and rampant sociopathy.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@Thesixler It's worth rehashing the fact that the test he took had questions like "what shape is this?" And "name this animal." "What is 2+2?" and so on. It was a test measuring cognitive decline.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

@AJLooch Steve1989mreinfo is absolutely one of the best channels on YouTube.

[Czar @HamAhoy]

Holy shit Steve1989MREinfo mixed up tinned halibut with crushed peanuts, crushed matzo,and "chocolate spread" from an IDF ration. #mustsee