ham saminch

avid twitter enjoyer

[ham saminch @HamSaminch]

@JohnKruk Hi John! I am a woodworker in bucks county. I'd love to commission an epoxy table for you. You can reach me here: 215 470 5268

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They should invent a lower back that doesn't hurt

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@notgwendalupe There was a time in my life when this song was so over played, I couldn't stand it. Now? Hearing this brings a tear to my eye as I yearn for what used to be.

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2008 lil wayne was the coolest anyone has ever been

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@TPAIN @WiscansinFest 🐐🐐

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What am I supposed to do, work on myself? Yeah right

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@CollinRugg Why does he sound like an angry bird

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Instead of killing yourself i recommend building a pizza oven and just go crazy

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@UnsavorySweets When everyone is telling me I could kill someone if I drive home from the bar

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Get me to gods country

[autumn @spooky_hoe420]

i will be partaking in opposite lent actually, where i indulge in my worst behaviors for 40 days

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If god was real he'd stop me from cranking hog rn

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They should call it fag Tuesday and all the gays get to burn down their local church

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Idgaf it's fat Tuesday

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I like to go to they gym then self indulge myself with wing and beers

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Going to they gym is crazy like oohhh I hate the way I look oooo I want to change myself

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@UnsavorySweets This goes far beyond the boundary of so unfunny that it's funny, that I think it did a full 720 to the point of its so unfunny that it's funny of how unfunny it is

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"There's a couple slices left" is a top 5 sentence to hear

[ham saminch @HamSaminch]

Can someone make an eagles hype video with the Oppenheimer score please