So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.
@realDonaldTrump You disgusting piece of shit.
A reporter asks why the hell taxpayers should be forced to pay $1.7 BILLION for your January 6 thugs who stormed the Capitol, and your answer is straight-up ‘loyalty outranks law — they broke the rules for me, so fuck you, pay their bill.’
This isn’t a president. This is a two-bit mob boss openly looting the Treasury to protect his criminal foot soldiers. You pardon the rioters, then stick the American people with the tab for your little revenge army.
Loyalty to Donald Trump now officially beats the Constitution, the law, and every working person’s paycheck.
You’re not “fighting the deep state.” You’re just a corrupt, vindictive con man turning the DOJ into your personal mafia protection racket.
Every taxpayer should be fucking furious. This is theft. This is tyranny with extra steps. Kill this slush fund before you bleed the country dry for your cult.
James Talarico: “Young people can’t afford to buy a home, but Jeff Bezos has 12. Young people can’t afford to fill up their gas tank, but Mark Zuckerberg is launching helicopters from his mega-yacht. Young people pay more than their fair share of income taxes, but someone like Elon Musk can get away without paying a penny”
60 minutes Australia aired a special about that Ranch (starts with a Z) a few days ago. Many have heard about possible girls buried from the emails but I had never heard about some of the other seriously dark shit. Other countries aren’t going to let this story die. We won’t either. I was surprised to find 60 Minutes Australia YouTube has a playlist with 59 videos on it. Definitely going to be checking many of them out.
Jimmy Kimmel on Tuesday night's 'Jimmy Kimmel Live': "Only Donald Trump would demand I be fired for making a joke about his old age, and then a day later, go out and make a joke about his own old age."
I was walking on the beach when I came across this naturally occurring shell formation. Hope I don’t get sued for it. 🐚
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Do not stop talking about Epstein.
Holy shit. Trump’s brain is so damaged he doesn’t realize Greece isn’t a person:
“Greece has been very supportive; he is a terrific guy.”
This guys brain is mashed potatoes.
There hasn’t been a single Cabinet meeting we’ve covered where Donald Trump didn’t fall completely asleep.
There was no Biden meeting we covered where Biden EVER fell asleep.
Weak. Tired. Old. Loser. Trump should resign immediately.