Hamesha Pakistan

HameshaPakistan is a print & online media company aiming to project a positive image of Pakistan.

Facebook

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Why did @narendramodi delete this?

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

India has now banned me from doing a tour there but I’m going to do it anyway. Just need to wait for a cloudy day so I can get past their radar.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Because of Modi’s victory in the elections I have decided to cancel my upcoming 5-week tour in India. I apologize to everyone who bought tickets to my shows but I can’t support this. Will have to go to Pakistan instead.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Indian Air Force just invaded Pakistani air space, dropping 1,000kg of tomatoes onto a forest. More updates soon. https://t.co/zphz5SDz9T

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Agreed. All credit goes to me.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

I *may* have made a mistake ordering the “extra hot” lamb karahi

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

As Imran Khan’s son, I can’t believe someone would lie like this.

[Zubair Ahmed 🌐 @DrZubairAhm]

نسوار نہیں میٹھی ٹافی ہے یقین نہیں تو کراچی کی لیبارٹری سے ٹیسٹ کروا لیں😂😂
#ShahidAfridi
#DefenceDay

[Hamesha Pakistan @HameshaPakistan]

Teaching kids to count is fine but teaching them what counts is the best.
#SabikaSheikh
#Texas

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

My baby will probably be born on Ramadan so in solidarity with all of my Muslim friends I will be fasting from sleep for 30 days.

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Mujhe kyun nikala?

[Aftab Iqbal @AftabIqbalPK_]

ہمارے بہت ہی پیارے دوست نعیم بخاری صاحب چند دن قبل لندن میں ایکسیڈنٹ کے باعث سر پر لگنے والی گہری چوٹ کی وجہ سے ہسپتال میں بہت ہی Serious حالت میں ہیں۔

تمام دوستوں سے دعا کی درخواست ہے، اللہ ہمارے دوست کو جلد صحت عطا فرمائے۔

[Aftab Iqbal @AftabIqbalPK_]

خبر یہ ہے کہ ن لیگ کے نومولود صدر جناب شہبازشریف آئندہ 30 دن کے اندر سانحہ ماڈل ٹاؤن کیس میں پہلے نااہل اور پھر جیل جانے والے ہیں۔

[Hamesha Pakistan @HameshaPakistan]

What better way to start a Sunday than hearing the amazing news of @amirkingkhan winning ✌

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Tomorrow I’ll be on the @DennisCricket_ podcast to talk about cricket, comedy, Pakistan, how much the ISI is paying us, and finally answer all the rumors that we are the same person. Pray for me!

[Jeremy McLellan @JeremyMcLellan]

Dear Indian trolls,

If Pakistan was paying me to tweet, I’d have a much nicer car and house.

Sincerely,
Agent Jeremy https://t.co/qL7c7gJjEc

[Arsalan Naseer @ArslanNaseerCBA]

shabaash 9 wickets ka agar achaar ban gaya hai to le ao? rotti ke sath khaein #KKvPZ

[Ahsan Ayaz @AAyazofficial]

It been over for me, got the third place. Dissapointed but still lot of possitives to take for the next tournament that starts on 19th dec in Pakistan. #6semifinal #Magnussports #Vamosahsan

[Hamesha Pakistan @HameshaPakistan]

To Senate mein vote kis ki nomaindo ne dia?Awam k?
Bibi pechle haar jalse mein you have been fighting for the sanctity of vote.. ab karo qadr vote ki :) https://t.co/OpL5P5AjJK

[Maryam Nawaz Sharif @MaryamNSharif]

شطرنج کے مُہرو!
تم جیتے نہیں - تمہیں بدترین شکست ہوئی ہے۔
ذرا عوام کے سامنے تو آؤ

[Hamesha Pakistan @HameshaPakistan]

Everything that happened with NS and khawaja asif is wrong but comparing Hazrat Muhammad (SAWW) with NS is absolutely non sense. #MaryamNawazInRawalpindi