Hamger

23 professional OLD NIGGA timer 😁👍 my pfp is literally me

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Pins the goodest goy award on his shirt

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

British Col. Richard Kemp (ret.) to Jewish News Syndicate Summit in Jerusalem: "I speak as a goy, a mere goy: the Jews were put on the face of the earth to be a light unto nations, and Israel is being that light."

[Hamger @Hamger7]

The goyim have lost their minds

[Michael Does Life @MichaelDoesLife]

Even Mario Kart World, unlike GTA 6, has fake 3D interiors. This is running on underpowered Switch 2 hardware btw. GTA 6 is a ONE BILLION DOLLAR game and it somehow looks WORSE...YIKES!

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Niggas get online and complain about digital circus or some shit

[✧✧✧✧✧✧ @capyguava]

"no guys, you need to feel sorry about the dude who continuously bullied & harassed a girl, who he even has sexual fantasies about, & will never say sorry. you need to feel sorry for him because he has shitty parents and hates himself. Guys come on! We licensed a song for this!!"

[Hamger @Hamger7]

What’s even funnier is on the other side of the coin, they also suffer from a case of “this should’ve been gameplay”

[rezi🥧 @chainsawrezi]

modern aaa games have a bad case of "this couldve been a cutscene"

[Hamger @Hamger7]

There’s a bell curve for moviegoers. Now the real question is where does YOU fall on that curve

[Ria🌻🏳️‍⚧️🥓 @c0denamedelta]

I was talking to my cousin earlier about Backrooms, how much I liked the narrative and the themes of it only to be hit with "eh. I like when I don't have to think about a movie after I watched it"

I didn't know people like this exist

[Hamger @Hamger7]

@Ethan_the_estat @miricalis Losing chess to a dog or something

[Hamger @Hamger7]

@nutdealergaming

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Getting? We invented it, silly! 🤣

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

The Americans are getting good at football

[Hamger @Hamger7]

All of this is true, and furthermore, I’m actually quite PLEASED with the way these points are presented. These days more often than not, it takes someone actually divorced from these works to judge them instead of fans actually holding the media responsible for being subpar.

[Flip_WorldwalkerContent @Flip_Uni]

This show has to be some of the worst written slop online and I'm tired of being nice to people about it, so here are an author's thoughts.

> The show literally throughout the entire series assumes you care a lot more about these characters then it actually gives you a reason to. By episode 2 it's trying to hit you with huge emotional beats that just don't work if you're not terminally in the fanbase.

> The show throughout the ENTIRE series suffers horrible pacing issues. It constantly focuses on irrelevant or unimportant details while refusing to actually answer questions the audience has, and the last episode is the most guilty of this.

> Pomni acts out of characer in the last episode which leads to Jax "abstracting."

> Soma WITHOUT THE CONSEQUENCES.
The ENTIRE POINT OF SOMA IS THE MC IS DOOMED FROM THE START TO DIE. NOT LIVE IN A FAIRYTALE WORLD FOREVER. The gal leading you through the game repeatedly tells you YOU will be getting on the ark to escape, only for at the last minute for it to be "Oh, yeah your consiousness made it - but your current form/consiousness is definitely dead. But we saved the remnants of humanity, so yay!" While simon realizes he is going to die cold and alone at the bottom of the ocean. Also, the original simon is ALREADY DEAD. Here it's "not only are your bodies happy, but you're ALSO going to live happily ever after in a digital circus where all your hopes and dreams can just happen now that caine isn't batshit insane!" This is just a worse way of doing soma. Everyone's happy, noone really loses...except the abstracted individuals?

> Caine's "arc" is insanely rushed

> So they have a bunch of abstractions but they don't even touch on TRYING to fix them over just sending them into a dark place? I feel like a far more interesting finale would have been them trying to figure out how to get Jax and all the others back? Wouldn't this literally be priority #1 now that all the "main threats" are dealt with now that caine is back?

> Why did all these people have access to the headsets and what happened to the company that made them, they - oh we're just ignoring that too okay.

> The implications of this sort of technology are completely ignored in a worldbuilding sense? Cool!

> The entire 9th episode is just "The therapy show" with no actual real threats (jax's abstraction has almost no weight to it, nobody actually seems very araid of the abstraction compared to episode 1, and the process happens entirely offscreen robbing the "movie" of some much needed tension) and even caine is pretty much just solved by him having introspection. Cool, whatever I guess. At least episode 1 had the dignity of giving us a chase scene or SOMETHING.

> Pacing. Pacing. Pacing. Holy Pacing. Pacing. Pacing.

> This should not have released in theaters. Episode 9 is under an hour long. which is why they had to include episode 8. Feels like they saw iron lung and just wanted a piece of that pie. The runtime gives nothing time to breath while the pacing rushes through pivotal moments like a methed-out homeless person chasing the last hot dog left behind after some poor minimum wage employee left the door to their fast food joint unlocked.

> Yeeting the blue orb into the void. I don't even need to elaborate.

> The fanbase deserves to be hit by an asteroid and the guy who sat next to me at the theater literally smelled like human dookie.

> I don't even want to comment entirely on the whole "jax is trans" thing, but I do want to point out the irony of a brainscan which chooses the literal "most appropriate body" for you giving jax the character it did if this is actually the case. Insane subtext and a huge misstep if that's what this is supposed to be LMAOOOOO

Honestly I have no idea why this is so popular.

[Hamger @Hamger7]

only a white person could have this complaint

[Tavrium @tavrium_]

Gooseworx…. GOOSEWORX……

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Cause Jake’s family adopted that white baby. Honorary nigga 🙏

[Cartoon Network @cartoonnetwork]

On Juneteenth we celebrate liberation. We uplift Black culture and traditions, and recognize the achievements and fight for a future where everyone is truly free ❤️🌎

#juneteeth #happyjuneteeth #JubileeDay #EmancipationDay #FreedomDay

[Hamger @Hamger7]

You can tell this guy is larped medias because all of the Xbox servers are hacked to FUCK and infested with cheaters. So honestly PlayStation players won really hard in the end

[Pigeon @PigeonGoGaming]

Did people forget that Black Ops 2 has been playable on Xbox Series / Xbox One for 10 years???

So many people missed out by sticking to solely PlayStation

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Niggas quoting the Pakistani rape gang report with TikTok slowed and sped up edit memes. Be so fucking for real, son.

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

“Have fun with her”

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Seeing people ask for a remake of YYH reminds me that people aren’t actually fans of things. Like, they have this mindset that “Why don’t you want MORE of your favorite thing?” and it’s my favorite thing because it is the way it is. Remake culture is cancerous to art 9/10 times.

[Hamger @Hamger7]

I think Majora’s Mask EASILY deserves the praise that ocarina of time gets.

[Brad @Mr_Prosthetics]

Majora's Mask really encapsulates to me what society would be like in the final days, or these cases moments before death.

Fearing for their lives, feeling confused, bound by their moral duties, refusing to believe what is in front of them or even just accepting that this is it

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Niggas will just show up and be like, “God forbid we change what worked for 49 years!” I mean, it worked for a reason

[max @xamfoam]

God forbid an artist wants to make their own design instead of recreate the same design that's been used for 49 years

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Sensibilities change, I’m not sure why people engage in this retarded sophistry. “Well, see they said they wanted realistic games back when the market wasn’t saturated to FUCK with them, and NOW people don’t want it? Hmmm interesting!” like yeah dude, that’s kind of how it works.

[Matt @mattelodeon]

the backlash to realistic Ocarina of Time is so funny when you remember how the gaming community reacted to this

[Hamger @Hamger7]

LMFAO IS THAT CLOCK TOWN? HOLY LARP

[Memory Card @MemoryCardFiles]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time | Nintendo 64 - 1998

[Hamger @Hamger7]

Considered one of the greatest games ever made and yet it needs a remake. I mean, I guess bro. The game doesn’t just stop being good if it’s good. I think modern gamers cannot stand to play a game with older sensibilities in mind. Modern gamers are also subhuman though, so idrc

[Wood Hawker @BeatemupsWood]

- 27 year old game
- Widely considered one of the greatest games ever made
- Originally released on one of the most technically dated consoles ever
- From a company that almost never remakes games

"sToP rEmAkInG gAmEs"

Some of you just don't like video games.

[Hamger @Hamger7]

>Is still better than crossworlds

[✪ daniel barnes ✪ @Danny8bit]

> shows up
> costs $80
> no DLC
> leaves