Not Hamish Blake

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

I'M NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

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[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Can't wait to have a family so I can yell 'I'M DOING THIS FOR MY FAMILY!' like Walter White always does

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Socks guys, am I right?

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

I crashed into a Mitsubishi Mirage cause I wasn't sure it was really there.

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Let's make like a tree and let squirrels live in us

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

I'm gonna start a band called TWO directions and make DOUBLE the money

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

'air conditioner' sounds a lot like 'hair conditioner' long story short there is an air conditioner stuck in my shower

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Imagine if whales could climb trees. I imagine it. A lot. It's good fun.

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Guys let's bring back 'coo coo nannas' as a way to describe something that is great.

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Sometimes when life gives you lemons you just gotta take them. Free lemons is not bad they're like two bucks a kilo usually

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

It's called fast food cause of the speed it comes out of you.

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Idea: Cups with cup holders so you can hold double the cups.

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Water is just a cold liquid version of fire.

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Follow these. @frigginboom @spacexsam @brownboyblues

[Not Hamish Blake @HamishBlake2]

Time flies when you're having fun. And my idea of fun is throwing clocks through the air.

[Friggin Whale @FrigginWhale]

Let's see if we can start the phrase 'what up my whale?'. It will make you sound well cool

[Friggin Whale @FrigginWhale]

E mail should be called 'whale mail'. Cause it is majestic, like whales.

[Friggin Whale @FrigginWhale]

Retweet this if you ever have been a whale.