Hamish Burke

Sometimes I feel the need to understand the complex minds of people and animals. So I try my best and imagine myself no more than a potato. HB33

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@soundwavetours @soundwavefest any chance of The Darkness coming to oz?

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@mcintinhos go and kill yourself! You are a pig and a gutless coward! you won't be remembered.

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@HamishBurke good to see your back with you little pieces of deep fried gold!

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As Hamish Burke the 14th once said "teach me how to fish and I'll eat fish for a few days, show me how to eat fish and I'll fish for a week"

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As Hamish Burke the 13th once "looking for treasure in shallow trenches, won't find you enough treasure to run a profitable petting zoo"

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As Hamish Burke the 12th once said "buying a dead man a drink is as pointless and leading a horse into a sheepskin jacket"

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As Hamish Burke the 11th once said "a bird in the hand is worth as much as someone will pay for it"

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As Hamish Burke the 10th once said "if you can't play nice with kid down the road, don't expect to be showered with winning raffle tickets"

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As Hamish Burke the 9th once said "why is there no DOG in my blooming DOG BISCUITS...... SHIT"

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As Hamish Burkes the 7th's half retarded brother Hamish Burke the 8th once said "NIBBLES my PENIS is on fire"

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As Hamish Burke the 7th once said "teach me how to dance and I'll dance for a day, throw a banana at me and we will have a dance off"

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As Hamish Burke the 6th once said "I have seen many kids smell the back of my hand, for that matter I recommend picking lemons"

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As Hamish Burke the 5th once said "potty training is only hard if you don't have an arsehole"

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As Hamish Burke the 4th once said "long walks after short walks makes the onions dry quicker"

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As Hamish Burke the 3rd once said "don't fall into the trap of sailing when there are calm seas, it's a sure way to make bad dinners"

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As Hamish Burke the 2nd once said "give me a club and ill look for seals, show me a seal and ill pick 6 carrots"

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As Hamish Burke the 1st once said "if you are looking for forks in a bucket of spoons you will only find cabbage"