Hamish Calvert

sometimes writing about movies, always thinking about kylie minogue (he/him) 🪩✨

[Hamish Calvert @HamishCalvert]

the new, supersized @filmstories is here! it’s now got an extra *checks notes* 68 pages (!!) of film goodness and this issue has my interview with édaín o’donnell about the newly-opened west cork film studios!

huge congrats/thanks to @simonbrew, @lauren_m1les and all the team 👏

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watch party for the @kylieminogue netflix doc, can we have another 10 episodes please?
🥂✨🪩🤍🙌🎙️

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they were having an ugly off

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@MediumSizeMeech tom aspaul would like a word !! 💃🏻🪩✨

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if i’ve said it once, i’ve said it a million times but people who book in directly beside you at the cinema, despite there being plenty of other available seats, deserve jail time !!

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what a time to be alive 🦈🩸🎬

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moonlight vs parasite about to be the best two-horse race awards season has ever seen

[TylerCWhitmore @TylerCWhitmore]

If the last 10 Best Picture winners were all nominated in the same year, who would get your vote?

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ofc jonathan ross has mixed up javier bardem and benicio del toro ☠️

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should have been soda pop #oscars

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ryan coogler, my humble, succinct king 👏👑

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an oscar, for sean penn? groundbreaking

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a tie? guess they’ll have to split the oscar

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me when someone says let’s watch sinners

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the audacity to call lady gaga a non-actor

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and here’s how josh o’connor can still win the best actor oscar for wake up dead man…

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Still waiting for the When I Grow Up (Dance Break Version) to be released on streaming x

[Hamish Calvert @HamishCalvert]

“a blow to history” be fucking serious

april fools is next month

[Variety @Variety]

Sean Penn likely won’t be attending the #Oscars ceremony this year. This possibility is a blow to history and to the cause of good TV.

Read the full column: https://t.co/zK4mMCsK18

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✨Top 50 Films of 2025✨

my annual countdown of my fifty fave films of the year is here! see what made the cut over @not_too_loud 🏆🥇

https://t.co/XwTOlGA5Ju

[Hamish Calvert @HamishCalvert]

that one scene in marty supreme

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it’s giving when the eventual top two of the season have previously lip synced together earlier in the season 👏💃

[Lish 🙂‍↕️ @NotElijah]

Eboni had me in a trance throughout the entire lipsynch, but this specific part scratches my brain JUST right 🤩

#CanadasDragRace

[Hamish Calvert @HamishCalvert]

now i’m not sure about the best film ever made, but HAMNET is very good, great even. it got my first ever five-star rating on NTL as well, if that’s worth anything?

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ || @not_too_loud

https://t.co/2EpMeG1rSN