Wrechord Addict 🍻

Life without music would B♭ 🎧🎙 ˙ ͜ʟ˙
Unsolicited DMs will earn a block.

[Wrechord Addict 🍻 @HamjaWang]

Wednesday August 28, 1974. 50 y.a.

[Burning Shed @burningshednews]

“Those bloody squirrels are at it again”

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

C, E flat and G go into a bar.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Me.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

That is a true statement.

[Wrechord Addict 🍻 @HamjaWang]

Today’s mood:

“I feel like someone's watching
Through a window frame
A child prodding a wounded insect
Next to a cow in the pouring rain”

—John Cale LOOK HORIZON

[Tater 🍁🐾 @TrueTorontoGirl]

Sorry for driving over your lawn. I got distracted by all the dumb decorations.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

[AM @Andr6wMale]

Elon Musk's Twitter account is currently the global billionaire equivalent of buying a shit album and insisting to yourself and your friends that "there are a couple of good tracks on it."

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My housekeeping style is best described as there appears to have been a struggle

[🌜🤷‍♂️ 🤯Dad Moon Rising🤯 🤷‍♂️🌛 @raoulvilla]

when you get older 45% of sleeping is laying in bed and deciding whether to get up and pee or try to fall back asleep