The body has finally been found. Thank the lird, it was starting to smell. I'm being shipped off to England as I write this. But I will still have my vengeance one way or another #cantstopme
I almost had claudius this time! I found him praying and couldn't murder him because his soul would have been sent to heaven. That would have sucked!
#closecall
Players have come to the castle! Wow. I wish I could have been a player, seeing the skill these actors portray. Their skill has given me an incredible idea. I will stage my father's death and see how claudius reacts! Then I will know if he is guilty! It's foolproof! #plotting
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern have come to visit, although it seems too perfect. I think the king has arranged for them to come. I can't believe my own friends would do this to me. #itsover#fakefriends
Polonius tried to spy on me so he could tell the king of my plan. I had to act crazy to keep him off my back! I kept making jokes at his expense while remaining throughly insane. I think my act is starting to work!
Horatio was speaking the truth! I spoke to the ghost of my father and learning some damning details. He was murdered! By none other than Claudius! Poison in the ear (kinda weird)! I swear to avenge him! Time to put on an antic disposition.
I can't believe Claudius! Not even two months after my father passes away #RIP, he tells me to get over it and stay home from college! How could my mother marry such a rat?