hammer_moc

Comedy fan first, comedy creator sometimes. One of the three idiots who produce a weekly comedy, meme, something else show.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

Idiots React to MTV's Remote Control - 80s retro music fun https://t.co/bHqgEwxBMN

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@caguimami Do either come in blonde?

I do.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

This dude is going to be surprised at the fucked up shit in the bible, ya know, if he ever reads it.

[The Kosher Red Pill @KosherRedPill]

The right is the red pill, the left is the blue pill.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

How much is Twitter paying you @elonmusk?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In the coming weeks, Twitter will prioritize replies by:

1. People you follow
2. Verified accounts
3. Unverified accounts

Verified accounts are 1000X harder to game by bot & troll armies.

There is great wisdom to the old saying: “You get what you pay for.”

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

Elon admits his UI is even worse than before.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This platform is growing fast!

Just exceeded 8 billion user-minutes per day … of the most influential, smartest people on Earth 😉

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

Look it's Gym, trying to protect sex predators again!

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

God Bless President Trump. Real America knows this is all a sham.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

https://t.co/lA5reWEX9w

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

MAGA civil war training, Volume 2: Gravy Seals edition.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

Why would anyone be afraid of Trump and his followers trying to start a civil war?

https://t.co/lA5reWEX9w

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@wolverinedata is a junk dealer that won't fix stuff that their own repair department broke.

Avoid them or your wallet is going to suffer.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk You know, if you hire me to be CEO of Twitter it will totally distract the media from your failings at Tesla.

Seriously, what you broke in a week I can fix in a month.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk as I get pounded with spammer sex-worker follows, I'm wondering when you will pick a replacement to fix this?

I'm also wondering why you haven't picked me yet.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk - I still want your job post #4

Day one, I'd rehire @dotMudge and make his top priority to weed out any government influence on the company - even the US Government.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk - another thing you are doing wrong. Twitter's profit model hasn't evolved in 10 years. From breaking ground on new ways to monetize to just doing what works is how social media kills itself.

Hire me. I actually have a plan...

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

Also @elonmusk - calling someone an idiot is a easy.

Not being able to prove they are an idiot, usually means you are being the idiot.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

"I wish the government didn't infiltrate social media..."

When CEO's like @elonmusk opt to run popularity contests instead of fixing the issues they hated before they got the job...

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk your stack is garbage because it was built organically to meet needs, not purpose built to handle today's users/loads.

Twitter should be rebuilt from the ground up every 10 years. New back, new front end code, etc...

Again. Yes I could run this better than you.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk - DM me and let me tell you why I should Exec this company.

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk's new twitter?

Traditional advertisers won't spend money on unstable CEOs.

Spammers will, and Elon considers it free speech...

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk Now that the Twitter offices are half empty, are you finally going to move the homeless in?

[hammer_moc @HammerMoc]

@elonmusk

When are you going to ditch ad-based content and go with crypto mining clients?