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The coolest thing since sliced bread

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@connorcastello @MBetcher3 ?

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Anyone at The Devil Wears Prada show?

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We are outnumbered

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Oh my god, they're everywhere....

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Was that an earthquake?

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@heyitsmini it's amazing shhh

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http://t.co/7KjUbamCE8 @andrewbaird_ @cmd1193 @suicune_go @PlayboiKris

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Making freshman friends a bit of a gamble because I'm pretty sure a lot of them will not be returning to the college life with me next year.

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And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase like I'll never be the same

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Life is a disease that is killing all of us a little each day

[Jake Roper @jakerawr]

How did kids ever solve Majora's Mask before free internet walkthroughs?

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Read this last part what the fuck!?!?

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Take me back to when Fall Out Boy used to scream

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Check this out: http://t.co/879wIYE3xs

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"Maarten the international guy is so attractive. I love his accent."

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"Crushing really hard on Nick Rombach... Please be mine?"

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you get denied from Harvard

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This is so accurate http://t.co/sVtySFamHx @PlayboiKris @