Tony “Hammer” Carlson

Retired Wall Street hedge fund manager. Comic book collector / movie snob. Temple alum ‘97. Backing the blue since 1975. Southsider

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC Praying for no bagflation🙏 #baggie

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC Newly pledged Red Man’s “Redskin Club” member here… make the trip. Place is infested with aged but very breedable woman #👌

[Craig “The Cobra” Simmons @chefsimmonsNSIC]

Been off the grid for awhile. Feds trying to get me and @HoosierHalJ68 . Israel still did 9/11.
Nonetheless, stoked for a guys weekend with @HammerTony75 & @JoeyMcCigs . Might find myself facedown in Market St Tap and wouldn’t be mad about it. #Alcohol #good

[AB @AB84]

Tongue kissing in missionary while going raw 🥴🥹

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC @JoeyMcCigs Fixin to knock some of the rust off this weekend… missing those “Temple Tuesdays” right about now. More like I gave the wife the damned American Express for the weekend. Anyway: #bag

[Craig “The Cobra” Simmons @chefsimmonsNSIC]

This one’s for ‘76 G Wash. #bombisrael #frenchandindianwar #WeRemember #bravery

[Craig “The Cobra” Simmons @chefsimmonsNSIC]

So excited to buy some menthol lites this weekend. It’s like the one song “I was gone for a minute but I’m back now” except it’s me with cigs. #respectmydecision

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC When duty calls… you better damned answer

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

DraftKings please refund me bruh

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

Pacers… you know what you must do tonight. TJ McConnell needs to play all 48 if the pacers want to win this contest #CrackerOfTheYear

[elias @aqweefed]

i swear these things are taking pics of my wiener

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC @chad_mont99 Truer words have never been spoken cobe…. Love where your heads been at as of late #here

[Craig “The Cobra” Simmons @chefsimmonsNSIC]

@chad_mont99 Throw some black forces in the mix. Great for the bar. Sets the tone. Every team needs a Rodman. I respect the 5, but I need to see a little attitude.

Hope this helps,
Simmons

[Craig “The Cobra” Simmons @chefsimmonsNSIC]

#grow that fuck shit white boy.

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@HoosierHalJ68 In-laws are coming to town tomorrow. Had to take down countless classic pieces of American history off the wall because last time they deemed it “so racist you could get life in prison” or something like that. Might be time to get the #divorcepapers ready rofl

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@HoosierHalJ68 Huge win for TJ McConnell, Johnny Furphy & the other guys on the team. #skocers

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

Pope repping the Sox lid?? Yeah that’s more than enough fuel to black out and file through the divorcement papers #StoneTemplePilots

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC It seems that way cobe, I’m not gonna break open the piggy bank to give American earned dollars to people that have never drank a Coors light #RealSpill

[Craig “The Cobra” Simmons @chefsimmonsNSIC]

Song is tough asl one might say. Keeping it simple nonetheless. #HardcoreThursday

[Tony “Hammer” Carlson @HammerTony75]

@chefsimmonsNSIC Seeing these cats live in ‘95 was life changing. Any chance you were also there Cobe? Hardcore at its finest #metalhead