Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels

JMU “1994” Alum. ΑΣΣ Scribe ‘93. Proud divorced hockey dad living that Miami lifestyle in The Greatest Valley on Earth.

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@ASUREDWOLF Take away JMU… and that’s at least one less!

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@the757ff @DavidHallVP Your ETSU “education” is showing in your bio, John.

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@toddbarrells @MikeBevis75 Holy shit

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@jkcottrell51 @DavidHallVP I don’t know how many times people have explained why that number is the way it is and why it’s deceiving but I’m not going to do the labor of educating you on your ignorance.

You know what they say. You can’t argue against idiots! 😂

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@notjmuAD Oh I was wondering why she looked so shocked, makes sense now

[Becks @BecksWelker]

The thing you have to remember about the gales of November is they come early

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@HerdPlsWin @threesondad Good bait

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@bigdevSYN Potentially. If she was bad tho you might have to let it slide

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@GumbyMU We sold out against an FCS team

Also why are you getting mad over here. We like you guys

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@HerdPlsWin @threesondad

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@HerdPlsWin Post is AI

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@Yosef_Burner This is coming from the guy talking about how his school needs to SCRAMBLE to get out of the SBC because big brother with all the NIL and media money decided it was time to leave the “Bum Belt” behind for a real conference

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@JMUtoAmerican @studio101010 @MikeBevis75 The lack of response tells me he’s a high schooler

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@geauxnick @DavidHallVP Get in there and lose to Georgia Southern

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@studio101010 @DavidHallVP Well said, Studio. I think it’s important to be reminded of how dominant JMU football is and how dominant they would be if they faced teams outside the “Bum Belt”.

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@sick0du Proof?

And this is coming from the guy who lost to Georgia Southern in the big 2026 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@Michael_2Clutch These guys from their god awful schools are very easily pissed off as you and I have discovered, Mike

— The Hammer

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@Yosef_Burner What was it like growing up in your trailer park full of inbreds? Typical Fapp State student.

[Jason “Hammer” P. Michaels @Hammer_Michaels]

@studio101010 @MikeBevis75 @JMUtoAmerican Ad hominem. Sad!

— The Hammer