January Jones

Messy haired wild card

[January Jones @HammertimeJ]

What ‘96 Bulls teammate are you, I’m Dennis Rodman

[January Jones @HammertimeJ]

I’m just a collection of Tupperware from everyone who’s ever loved me

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I’m getting skinny the old fashioned way. Repeated heartbreak

[Renata 🏎️✨ @formularenata]

forza Charles ig

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[empanada daddy @empanadadaddy23]

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

[January Jones @HammertimeJ]

“Aw the baby looks just like you” (degrading)

[FreeElChapo @cloutpriest]

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.

[faith 𝜗ৎ HARRY DAY!!! @bambiirry]

harry styles you’re a whore but my god are you one talented man

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

My strongest political opinion is that Take Me Home, Country Roads should be the national anthem instead of that gay ballad about the fort in Baltimore that the average person doesn’t have the vocal range to sing

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

Miracle just started on FX. Like watching a Christmas Story on Christmas Eve

[Alice @AliceinDCland]

yeah he’s obviously very talented but most importantly, bad bunny’s hot

[January Jones @HammertimeJ]

Going to a dark place **my SoundCloud profile from 2015**

[Kissy @kissywild82]

Be the reason someone can’t use your name for their baby

[sir lady knight @medievalmusings]

not my monkeys and not my circus, but admittedly i am hopelessly enamored by the ringleader.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

hello sharks today I am seeking a way out besides through

[poison ivy 🌱 @_PussNboots]

Hootin and hollerin is one of the best combination of words ever

[January Jones @HammertimeJ]

If I was a Victorian-Era French Aristocrat I would’ve faked sick allllllll the time