Hammakin Skywalker

The revenge grind 💯😤 never stops 🚫🛑💪🏼 Ophelia first 🙏🏽💖 snap: HamNCheese 👻

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

@PoloniusPapa Can’t wake up

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

we’re all dead https://t.co/NUL5tuol6p

[papa_polonius @PoloniusPapa]

Hello? Is anyone still here?

[Horatio @Horatioarealist]

feelings spooked...
I told Hamlet about my horrifying encounter with the ghost. I’ve agreed to stay up with him tonight and see if the ghost makes another appearance... (highkey hope he doesn’t though lmao)
#actone #scenetwo #yikes

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

I’m ready for this fencing battle let’s go 😤🗡 Polonius’ fault for hiding behind that curtain tbh #comeandgetit

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

Hey dudes what’s up this is the Fresh Prince of Bel- oh sorry I mean Denmark haha what’s goooood link rn let’s get some revenge 😈🗡

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

Feeling a bit uneasy about this fencing match... 😣🤢 JK I’M ABOUT TO CRUSH LIL LAERTES LIKE A BUG WATCH IT LIVE AT 11pm EST AYY LMAO #foryoudad #revengegrind

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

I just really love how the clouds look inside on a nice Friday night while I’m eating air like a chameleon 😊☁️ #relatable

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

Mom you married another man pretty much .0002 seconds after Dad died are you sure you don’t need a man?? https://t.co/P390eER8BJ

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

My uncle/dad/enemy is such a wimp smh ordering someone else to KILL me in England when he should’ve done it himself in Denmark? Little does he know I have his stamp and Rose and Guildy are gonna be 😵💀 soon

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

About to go on a cruise with my 2 best mates Rose & Guildy love you guys 😘🎉 it’s gonna be litttt, love my loyal and honest friends xoxo

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

Hey people of Elsinore I have a really good riddle for y’all!! Here it is:

Where did I hide Polonius’ body??

10,000 retweets and I’ll tell you guys the answer (hint: the body is with the king, but the king is not with the body) 😂🤔👍🏽

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

@Clauduncleordad who do you think you are, sending me off to England?? You’re not even my real dad smh 🙄 honestly praying that I get kidnapped by pirates or something on the way there. #daddyissues

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

Do I have flaws? Yes. I’m way too brave, astonishingly handsome, and occasionally kill my girlfriend’s dad by accident...

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

clearly not proactive like me, good leaders get rid of bad people by stabbing & dragging them away #Unnecessary#ShouldntUBeRunningTheCountry https://t.co/TthdNX9E24

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NYC terrorist was happy as he asked to hang ISIS flag in his hospital room. He killed 8 people, badly injured 12. SHOULD GET DEATH PENALTY!

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

@PoloniusPapa if you try to spy on me again I’ll slay your GHOST #squareup

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

@hamletsbff1599 Thanks bro love u bro #bros4lyfe we’ll get him soon 😘👬

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

A good son looks out for his mom’s sex life, can’t be trusting fake dads 😇👉🏼👌🏼 #modelson

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

Asked Ophelia if she was down to Netflix and Chill and she’s STILL pissed about me roasting her smh #ProbablyAtTheNunnery #PrincesHaveNeeds

[Hammakin Skywalker @HammmmmSandwich]

@oooppheliaaa Babe I was just roasting you for fun, why you gotta be so extra??? Keep that up and you’re REALLY gonna be chaste forever