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words.

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@derpathesherpa Use a torch to heat it up or rent a pulled from autozone

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Don't grow up, kids. It's a trap.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Chinese developer Evergrande admits it may formally default.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

INFLATION WAS NOT TRANSITORY

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

C'mon Jerome

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

This beautiful kestrel was spotted on the CCTV cameras at Snetterton Circuit, Norfolk earlier this year. Quick thinking Graeme Cameron, who works at the track in race control, was quick enough to spot it "in hunting mode" and zoomed in for a closer look.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

SNEEEEEEEEEEED

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@TheyCal1MeNasty

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@ShiAnneMarie_ Naw just super aids

[|-||\/||\| @HamonParker]

A thread in two pics or some shit

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@derpathesherpa There are for sure I googled it, I’m not a smart man lol

[DrLupo @DrLupo]

D’s Nutz

When you need salty nutz for your mouth…

https://t.co/ftX3iSR69v

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@saraahhleeann Yoooo what’s your secret, asking for a friend lol

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@Kenyarree I don’t think you’re slutty enough for nursing bud

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Minus the lifts

[Jeff Merkley @JeffMerkley]

Members of Congress must work for the people -- not their stock portfolio. That's why I've introduced a bill banning members of Congress from buying or selling stocks while serving.

[Big Fish @BigFish3000]

Funniest thing on the internet. https://t.co/IA4uwTYHUZ