Hamson Da Unicorn

My name is Hamson, Mascot of The MFF Clubhouse. I stand for all that is Sweaty Glitter, Glory, and Ridiculousness.

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Boobs. #pinktober https://t.co/rkjQzlG1x3

[@Harold_Gibbons @Harold_Gibbons]

I just realized what they were, @mpsterling. @HamsonDaUnicorn is reading ALL those good books!

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

It's been awhile. Must have roofied the wrong drink again. Damn karma. # backinthesaddle

[Mark Fisher Fitness @MFFClubhouse]

Leave those gym shorts at home! MFF's excited to offer a whole NEW(de) kind of workout, starting May 1! https://t.co/klJEvcgY0V

[Mark Fisher Fitness @MFFClubhouse]

You don't have to be rich... @KyleYoungster @KyleMLangworthy @zakresnick @Harlemstuntman #kiss

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

@Harlemstuntman I don't yet know you but I just saw you at the end of an MFF Prince video and #lust

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Once again it looks like a Unicorn ' s enema outside. #actualsnowballz

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Getting my balls waxed for the @MFFClubhouse Wrap Party tonight!

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

What makes MFF different? (I'm the star) https://t.co/Hzo8sWkCdn

[Brian Patrick Murphy @B_P_Murphy]

Friends in Astoria: find alternative ways into city today! @MTA no NQERM trains currently running

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

If anyone finds my frozen testes let me know. I think they fell off in Hell's Kitchen.

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

The brilliant @iknowmattwilson shares the importance of play.

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

My new Bitch be swingin'!

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Cocktail Idea "The Filthy Unicorn": 2 Parts Moonshine, 1 Part Goldschlager, shot of Protein. Gargle in the mouth of a hooker until frothy.

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Whose bed is this? #sundaymornings

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Mom. #tbt #Blessing

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Happy Birthday @akathedame

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

Kicked out of Port Authority for that whole BJ in the bathroom thing. Again.

[Hamson Da Unicorn @HamsonDaUnicorn]

@KyleYoungster Who knew that only 6 more would have us waking up pant-less on the floor together? #besties