Zach Mares

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@otokyo Yeah, it’s about time I make money off of my best feature

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@tugce190333 A Hippotato

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@PaulPabst See what I did there @brooklynfritzy

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@PaulPabst That’s bull schlitz

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@Layyenne I feel like this needs some Chris Berman football highlight voiceover to go with it

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@Gabriele_Corno The motherfucker was trying to fake his death to get away from her and you ruined it

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

Two games in less than 24 hours. My wife is a trooper for putting up with this. Go @whitesox

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@KingTunde_SZN 56 turned clockwise 180 degrees

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@woodsonwhiskey @CharlesWoodson Favorite player of all time. The day the Raiders released you, I texted my siblings “Packers need to sign Charles Woodson” it was wild because the Packers very rarely, outside of Reggie White, signed top tier free agents. Your jersey is my favorite, I bought it at Lambeau in 2007

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@dpshow I really want to ask this gentleman if they sell men’s clothing where he bought this shirt

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@CHSN_WhiteSox @WBCBaseball I am both proud and hate it at the same time

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@venom1s Maybe we, as a society, should try minding our own business and not care about things that have absolutely nothing to do with us. If you spend more than 5 seconds actively thinking and commenting on someone you have never met and their relationship, you are the problem.

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@HiMyNameIsSeton @dpshow
Poll question idea:
Which is the bigger snub…
-Bill Belichick HOF
-DP Show Sports Emmy
-Fritzy and laughter

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@NFLFantasy @ESPNFantasy @MatthewBerryTMR Do I play Lamar or Dak tomorrow? I’m leaning towards Dak even though Lamar has a better matchup and is projected for more. Lamar’s lack of running due to various leg injuries decreases his value.
Thanks in advance for any advice.

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

Channeling my inner @brooklynfritzy with my section row seat shirt on my way to pick up Chinese food. @dpshow

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@SeanUnfiltered @dandakich He was the GM responsible for drafting Tua over Herbert and then extending him to a huge contract that has hamstrung the franchise financially. Oh, and he hired the coach that is now widely considered a weak link. That’s how GMs lose their jobs

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@howaboutafresca Knicks yo! #fearthedeer #GreekFreak

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@steelers What happened in Superbowl XLV when the packers pick him as their target and repeatedly burnt him

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@PGPackersNews They stopped them on third down and the refs didn’t blow the play dead when forward progress was clearly stopped and the offensive lineman came running in and pushed the pile forward and then they ran 12 more plays after that

[Zach Mares @HamsterPackman]

@PackersRealm Originally from Racine but have lived in Chandler (Phoenix), AZ most of my life. Green and gold til I’m dead and cold