oh look at me! i’m tom holland, i’m having two major movies releasing back to back, i’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world and she’s laying on my lap, and my curls look amazing! fuck you
🔥🇫🇷 Un pilote de Canadair sur France Info : "J’écopais dans la Seine et je me disais qu’on avait dépensé plus d’un milliard pour la rendre baignable… combien de Canadair on aurait pu acheter avec ça ?".
Me: I should swing by the Pokemon Lab on Cinnabar Island to see if they were able to revive my fossil
My Kabuto, excited to be given a second chance at life: