friendship with me is challenging because I don't know half of you half as well as I should like and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
friendship with me is challenging because i’m going to challenge you to look at yourself— both your actions and your intentions— and take accountability for what you see. and what i’ve come to realize is that- most people enjoy being praised, but hate being seen.
This is actually a very important and good idea, especially if you love ‘Murica
We should be doing more of it. Translate all the great American classics and pop culture showcasing the best of American ideals and make them freely available across the world
If ur pet goldfish poops in his bowl but u don’t poop in your bed to establish dominance he’s gonna think he’s the alpha in your home and ur life is gonna be a fucking disaster
You literally asked me to shoot a porno with you 😭. Shut the fuck up with this moral high ground bullshit because we all know if you’d knocked me up you’d be begging for an abortion