Hamza Shawkat

Room temperature takes.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

@anikaelizbaby Thanks! I've been meaning to give them a try for a while.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Weetabix minis need a gradual fall-off between crunchy and mush. Most cereals retain some sort of crunch during the latter half of a bowl, but these minis just turn to mush.

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Wordle 206 5/6

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[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

@JustinMcElroy I tore through the first season of Chernobyl last weekend. I devoured the entirety of Lost over the Christmas break. I committed unspeakable horrors to Ted Lasso over the summer.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

All Creatures Great and Small, The French Dispatch of the Liberty, Kansas Evening Sun, I Don’t Live Here Anymore #BestOf2021

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

I can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on Curb for a whole decade.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

F1 has been great this year. #formuladank

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I liked the #BelgiumGP because it was about "what is a race?” not “who is going to win the race?”.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Consumer printers have gotten so bad that people are willing to pay up to $80 a month to companies just to receive weekly printed out recipes.

[DUNE @dunemovie]

IT’S TIME. #DuneMovie coming October 22.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

This episode of Loki had too many Lokis.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

I am not ready for the 90s.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Loki kinda went full Doctor Who this episode.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Nothing gives me more joy in life than a happy Vettel #AzerbaijanGP

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Man, this race! #AzerbaijanGP

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Welcome to the Internet https://t.co/Yijyx51jjA

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

I don’t think TFATWS stuck that landing.

[Bugsnax (Young Horses) @YoungHorses]

Our market research shows that bugs are considered 'creepy' and 'extremely off-putting' so we're rebranding to un-bug our snacks!

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

How is PMI getting away with advertising tobacco products as Mission Winnow by simply saying it’s not a brand of tobacco. You search for it anywhere and Marlboro will show up on the same page. Guess all it takes is some allusion to get around the @F1 ban on tobacco advertising.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

I spent like a minute this morning trying to figure out why there was no sound coming through my headphones only to realize that I wasn’t wearing any headphones.

[Hamza Shawkat @HamzaShawkat]

Sea shanties are so hot right now. #blackflag