Eddie Lang

Proud member of the PCBC. Guinness advocate, Everton supporter, hot dog lover. Recent bachelor enjoyer. Office Boner Hater.

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John Henry, I see your moves. I know your moves.

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That was the most Red Sox game of all time

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All aboard the Chris Gotterup Ryder cup train. Statement win this weekend inbound.

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People root for coed bathrooms at bars till a player like myself blows it up and poor Suzy has to take a tinkle after. Sorry #notsorry

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@EarlLongjohnson Zesty ahh

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Kornet legacy game inbound

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Just ordered a sub from Monica’s and this bull shit showed up instead. Deport them all!

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Would give @EarlLongjohnson @ajcfather & @DMcmindset 25 points 15 rebounds 7 assists 5 steals and 7 blocks despite a luck luster double / triple team.

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My mom just forwarded me an email saying the new pope is a Villanova grad (she is also an alumni). What Mother’s Day gift can I give to let her know that he is not a friar and therefore I don’t give a fuck.

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@EarlLongjohnson @jameslawlor22 @DMcmindset @samlagan4 @ajcfather @DarthVaperking I’m locking that ass up.

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Pop shuv it on the shitter #LANK #tonyhawk

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@EarlLongjohnson I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence ahh drink

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Has this been the worst March madness in recent history?

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Someone please send me divine providence. I need to feel something.

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@tessroon #cupsnake

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Patriots (friars) in an Irish bar getting ready to support more patriots (friars) on ice

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We fucking in the Everton kit tonight. @DMcmindset

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Can’t talk, watching beast games.

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Bar debate: would you rather get in the ring with a prime McGregor or prime Tyson (each in their respective sport)

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Soft, overrated, pretty boy, a bitch.