Hannahween

the parent friend

[Hannahween @HanKnipe]

Results day is going one of two days

[𝑆 @leoninethings]

life feels so good when u literally don't care about anything except making yourself happy

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me making ridiculous offers on Vinted to see if I can get away with some bargains

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

Lost Mary? Maybe it’s time you Found Mary mother of Jesus Christ & stopped sucking on those devil devices x

[ScriptKiddo | Offsec USA Chapter Ambassador @kaorrosi]

Be honest. If you told a professional psychologist/licensed therapist that you unprovoked spend hours on this app tweeting or replying to tweets about how you hate certain members of the populace that you don't interact with in your daily life do you think they'd validate that?

[MORGAN @morgancrawf]

Sorry to be earnest on main but I love being alive

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

I only found that out at 55 !!!! That we don’t need to bleed for our health on the pill !!!! Pharma put the bleed in to appease the Roman Catholic Church back then ( obviously thing would be different now ! ) !!! All those painful periods … for no reason 🙄

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay

[nekokinou @nekokinou]

youll never catch me alive!!!!

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

friendly reminder to everybody including the BBC that the reason almost everybody who goes for a private adhd assessment comes away with a diagnosis is that you probably wouldn’t bother paying £500+ for an assessment for something you weren’t pretty certain you had

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

So the only two options for giving people fleeing war, persecution and trafficking are either a prison ship, or my sofa?

[Guffers @gavmacn]

Remember people, it’s illegal to block the road for your children’s future, but fine if you do it to celebrate your subservience.

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

everyone is secretly in love with me

[Gender Pay Gap Bot @PayGapApp]

In this organisation, women's median hourly pay is 14.4% lower than men's. The pay gap is 1.3 percentage points smaller than the previous year.

[Hannahween @HanKnipe]

@TicketmasterCS @Ticketmaster 2 days ago I contacted your ‘official’ customer service help chat in your app and was promised a response in 48hours max. My £700 ticket has been voided with no communication as to why and no refund. We’re past your SLA, please contact me.

[G🇮🇸 @gmann98]

Actually devastating how effective tabloid journalism has been in turning the working class on itself. How do you look at a £482 energy bill and blame refugees?

[Hannahween @HanKnipe]

@TicketmasterCS hi, can’t get through to any advisors. My Dreamfields camping has been cancelled, with no email as to why, and no refund come through?

[Rachel Connolly @RachelConnoll14]

Wow (from Just Stop Oil judgement)

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝♥️ @elhullxnd]

‘it’s only embarrassing if you’re embarrassed’ is actually a game changer