Hannah McCaul

Difficult, difficult, lemon difficult

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

Someone on Radio 2 just said colonialism isn’t our fault

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@Naeisus Is zero a number? Isn’t zero the absence of numbers?

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@FabianCrusoe1 @macca_mcintyre @BrewDogJames @BrewdogWaterloo I am upset for you that no one has liked this, round of applause

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

Baby sun cream in @sainsburys is £1 more expensive than the kids equivalent. Same size, same factor, same main benefits, no obvious reason for the difference

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@liambenson173 I suppose they must have quite a decent budget for education considering there’s only the one school

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

Who funds Hogwarts? Every student gets full board, all meals and tuition free for SEVEN YEARS. You know it’s free because the Weasleys couldn’t afford fees for one child let alone all 3,000 of them. Who pays the staff’s wages? I genuinely want to know.
#HarryPotter

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

Hugh Grant 👌🏻

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people

[Kevin Cecil @kevcecil]

Tomorrow's Daily Mail going with the time Keir Starmer put a Pringles tub in the recycling despite knowing they can't process them.

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

Not me but easily could be. Every week.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I put off really easy simple tasks at work for no reason. Sometimes I'll literally be sweating from anxiety because it becomes such a huge weight on my back. Then at the last minute I'll do it and feel so silly. I do this at least once a week.

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

This is madness

[Gary Percival @a11who]

@Baddiel I dismissed my sister's claim that she had Monkee pox. Then I saw her face.

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@SOPMODrespecter @fesshole We have millennials because some people had kids between the early 80s and mid 90s. We have Zoomers because some other people had babies between the mid 90s and the 2010s.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@dizzidi12 @KtTup @vicarswifetobe Having had a scroll through your tweets and retweets it would be easy to say the same about you and your disrespect for “the sensibilities of others”, no? But it’s your prerogative to tweet what you like.

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@Naeisus The South West. Definitely not The South, that’s the other side *whisper in case London can hear you*

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@PBLNewcastle @eeviledna @fesshole Yes, the joke is racist

[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

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[Hannah McCaul @HanOfThePeople]

@Naeisus Nope!