Hannah Pomfret

Procrastibaker and creative at Patch

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Ok, but in all seriousness is Kate just in the pods for the UK version of #LoveIsBlind?

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And you can take a peek at my website here 😘 https://t.co/XdXhOSFXEz

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I’m almost fully booked for summer 😎

Between June and October I’ll barely have an afternoon to sunbathe in my hammock, chilled rosé in hand. Thank goodness.

So this is your sign. If you’d like to book me as a private chef over the next few months, get in touch soon 😌

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So, if you're looking for a chef for your next event, holiday or evening-do, get in touch and we can talk menus. And of course, I'd be incredibly grateful for any shares with friends, family, colleagues, neighbours, passing acquaintances - you get the gist ✌️

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I quit my job this month.

From January 2024 I'll be a private chef for hire. Dinner parties, photoshoot lunches, workplace treats, freezer-fillers, swanky canapé receptions, food styling - hit me up. My website is live, take a peek here: https://t.co/XdXhOSFXEz

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Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humphries lasted longer. #LizTrussPM

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Working theory: Liz Truss is a non-playable character.

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@BritishBakeOff @MajorTom92_ you know what that means…

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@crmcevoy @pups_Puppies1 😻😻😻
Although one of mine just vomited on the rug mid-Zoom…

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Stop the count, give the #Eurovision crown to Mika.

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‘You look like Stanley Tucci. In ‘The Lovely Bones’.’

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It’s all fun and games when your boyfriend shaves ‘creepy’ facial hair as a joke… until the razor runs out of battery.

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@Just_RichardB Richard 😳

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@Just_RichardB @ChrisHopkins92 I’m not going to lie, pancake day is where I really come into my own.

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And yet, still no pockets.

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Wine time Fridays, finally something I can relate to the PM about.

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I’m not saying I’m a superhero, but I did just successfully recite all of Joseph’s technicolour dream coat colours 2 bottles of wine deep into a drunken family sing-along.

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@D_Crutchfield 100% misread that as ‘striving female’ 😅

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@ThomRawlinson Feeling very seen. I cleared out our under-stairs cupboard and went to the tip today 👀 and now making a roulade.

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Ok, Shaggy from Scooby Doo and the gal from She’s All That playing TEACHERS AND PARENTS in #HesAllThat is too much for me.