Dixie Normous

all I have is a nice rack and cellulite

[paige @BonerWizard]

you laugh but this is the only safe food or drink in the united states of America

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

What happened to don’t tread on me

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[Carbon @BlessedCarbon]

Imagine being a little baby and your job is hot glue gun

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Enjoying a meal of the foods you can safely consume in 2026

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

Me after realising that work problems aren’t my problem

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Liquid Death and Garage Beer have launched a campaign asking people to send their pee to AI data centers

Jason Kelce stars in the ad and fills one of the $18 “coolant collector” jars

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

Nothing, dude. It turned out that the president was involved in a sex trafficking ring and nobody did anything lol

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i don't support all women. i hate stupid btches and bad mothers

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Idc what nobody says. People were NOT this weird before COVlD

[Taylor @tkaaaaaaaaaay]

Literally no one likes Data centers if Jason kelce is doing a whole ad about sending your piss to them. I need the Dems to lock the fuck in on their messaging.

[零号病人 @tall_pale]

Israel is paying people to drive slow in the left lane

[Null @Vhoyde]

Licking the brightest frog I can find

[nita lobotomee @nitalobotomee]

it must be national bring all 8 of ur children to walmart and stand in the middle of the aisle day

[LPC @landpalestine]

When CNN asked Abdul El-Sayed if Israel has a right to exist, he said:

"Nobody ever asks me whether
Palestine has a right to exist. Israel exists. A better question is:

“Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?"

[riri @coulddberiri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[Arturo Dominguez @extremearturo]

I guess they think it's okay to come out as pedophiles now. This is a WILD take.

Someone check Dennis Prager's hard drives.

[Leo @Leooweb3]

Me in 2010 instead of buying Bitcoin: