Captain Rex

LBGTQ+ ally; Pro-Choice; BLM; SJW; ACAB; dog lover; he/him. Triple-vaxxed but not relaxed. #FuckCancer #CancerFreeIn23

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Ted Cruz feels cheated.

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@WDWAnimatronics

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@jammyjimjams So glad they’re finally coming home to you.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Loyal Dog Spends Hours Each Day Humping Owner’s Grave https://t.co/XEyDiDPiYM

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@AdamKinzinger @joshgad Considering they’re asshole kids of the asshole parents who voted these assholes in, I’d say yeah.

[7 Time Crockpot Champ @WalkLikeWalt]

It’s gon involve sex

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

I’m starting to get the vibe that Harry Styles, Olivia Wilde, and Jason Sudeikas are all knobs.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

that’s correct

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@JamboEveryone @TheLeisureProf I think you’re really forgetting about the popularity of postcards before the internet.

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@TheLeisureProf Mario Party

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@rubyjnkie Is it because of the giant Fieri bush it give you or just in general? LOL

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@rubyjnkie You already have the Guy Fieri one. Who needs anything else?

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@MsYouDoYou @TheAmandaWest Before I opened the image, I honestly though that was Everly. The likeness is uncanny.

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

@wdwbusdriver Froman?!? The sausage king of Chicago?

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

Dude, Scott Lang is about to get fucked UP.

[chu @chuuzus]

Jonathan Majors for EBONY Magazine February 2023

[DirtyThirty @DirtyThirtyTags]

See below
#ThingsToAvoidDuringSex

[Captain Rex @HanSoLow77]

The old lady on the stretcher behind me in the ER told the nurse she doesn’t like to talk on the phone.

Since this comment she has been talking on the phone non-stop—and LOUDLY—for at least an hour and a half.