Han Solo

Never tell me the odds.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

May the Force be with you.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

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[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@GasBuddyGuy People follow you for your reporting on gas prices not your political opinion.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@Suntimes Hopefully all the chairs are bolted into the ground, if not, they’re all probably gone by now.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@GovPressOffice That’s called a high knee karaoke or carioca. It’s a dynamic warm-up performed to open your hips before physical activity. If you played any sort of team sport you would have an idea what it is.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@GovPritzker The gas tax increases July 1st.

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@bitchuneedsoap Her profile picture was taken on either the Madison, Monroe, Randolph, or Lake Street overpasses over the Kennedy Expressway in Chicago.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@ChicagosMayor More people have been killed in the streets of Chicago than the war in Iran.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@IlliniJen He’d be a great spokesperson for whichever GLP-1 he is taking.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@ChalkandChange Explain this one then…

[Nightingale Associates @FCNightingale]

55 W. Monroe St. Chicago, Illinois selling at 90% discount.

Reported to be selling for close to $25 million.

Canada’s Manulife paid $243.25 million for the property in 2014.

815,074 Square Feet More than 80% vacant.

-CoStar
#commercialrealestate

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@Libs_OfChicago @Chicago_Police @CWBChicago

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@NuBeeLuna @EndWokeness Chicago’s shadow mayor is the CTU.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@WGNNews Anything short of locking up the criminals that cause a disturbance in this city and their parents is a failure.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@AldConway More than a quarter of your colleagues on city council are extremists.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@ChicagosMayor No legal citizen has anything to fear with ICE agents outside polling places.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@JBPritzker Fix it by raising property taxes?

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@GuyChicago5151 @GovPritzker @ChicagosMayor Add @LoriLightfoot to the conversation.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@ABC7Chicago #AbolishCTU

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@IlliniJen River North hasn’t been trendy since it was ruined after COVID.

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@ChicagosMayor Lock up these criminals and their parents.

[Han Solo @HanSolo46th]

@Libs_OfChicago Yes those people are dumb but everyone thought no one could be worse than Beetlejuice. The dumbest people are the ones still supporting him. (I did not vote for Johnson.)