Hannah Johnson

wifey to @cazes09 momma to Archie Jay & Callaway James

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

Well my 5 year old son asked me if we could go to @taylorswift13 and @tkelce’s wedding and I had to explain to him that you can’t just go to peoples weddings 😂😂😅

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

I’m coming out of a 5 year X retirement to let @PapaJohns know that this is not good. Not very good at all.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

I feel like I own 20+ Tupperware containers and only 4 lids.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

I can’t wait for the day that I pick my kids up from school and say “We’re going to Disney World!” and the bags are packed and we head straight to the airport.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

If you’re going to share a stock picture for your business, please, pleaseeee, don’t use one with the watermark still on it.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

#NewProfilePic

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

When you’re pregnant and can’t decide what to order from @dominos you end up with half the menu. #pizza #wings #garlicparmesanbites

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

If you’re ever bored just read the comments on a @FoodNetwork video. Everyone is a hater and an expert I swear 😂

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

One of the worst pregnancy symptoms nobody tells you about is having a stuffy nose 24/7 🙄

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

Feeling little baby movements is the best feeling ever.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

Me: “Cazes, do you have any requests from the store?”

Cazes: “nope.”

*I get home with groceries*

Cazes: “did you not get granola?”

🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

@HeatherJohnso19 I could. I feel like I can accurately label corn, a tractor, and a farmer 😂😊

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

Almost bought a book today for the baby called “My First Farm Words” but all the boys were labeled as “farmers” and all the girls were labeled as “farmer’s daughter”.

Girls can be farmers too 👩🏼‍🌾

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

We stopped giving our dog table scraps and you would think she is dying by her reaction.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

@LIBinonthedge11 Please keep us updated 😂

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

*sorting through clothes that will fit this summer w/ baby bump*

Me: these jean shorts will hopefully fit next summer

Me (2 minutes later): I’ll be a mom next summer, I probably shouldn’t be wearing those jean shorts next summer

😂😂

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

Today was a good day. I got Dunkin Donuts for breakfast. I went to the office and worked. I picked up my groceries from the store. I came home and made a yummy dinner. It felt like a normal day, and it may be the best mood I’ve been in the last 2 months.

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

My mom just said: “I spell lemon with two m’s because I think it looks prettier”

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

Following “influencers” on Instagram is fun until they show off cute clothes and you go to buy it and it’s a $198 shirt 😑

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

@Lindseyminson I thought about adding some to my HyVee order just so he could know what I was talking about 😂

[Hannah Johnson @HanVan14]

The little things I look forward to 😍👶🏼