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93% of my tweets involve Crocs

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IT'S GOING DOWN AT WORK TODAY!!

SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE FLOOR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. AN ACTUAL POO.

Updates to follow...

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@jobiwhan74 🤷‍♂️

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@Donewith2018 Shitgate was a laugh. Still can’t believe the reaction to someone shitting on the kitchen floor 🤣

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@Donewith2018 Hey! Of course I remember you! How are you mate?

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@msjckofalltrade @UnidentifiedSo6 🤣🤣🤣

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It’s rant time 🤗

How do parents allow their daughters to dress like complete sluts so young?!

You wanna know the problem? It’s ‘role models’ like Kim Kardashian, who is single handedly one of the worst humans alive. Shes PROUD to be called anorexic.

Fuck you!!!

Rant over!

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@EsmeAFLY 🤣🤣🤣 100%

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[canadian porn]

Her: what do you say?
Him: thank you so much
Her: mmmm, again!
Him: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!
Her: now talk dirty to me..
Him: cheers..
Her: OMG i'm going to cum, thank you so much.
Him: you're so welcome
Her: that was wonderful

*shake hands*

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[british porn]

Her: won't one talk in a derogatory manor to thee?
Him: i am going to give you a ruddy good spanking.
Her: oh matron, i'm starting to feel a little moist in my naughty parts
Him: i'm such a rapscallion
Her: so one is..

*shakes hands*

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@kimtopher22 Pfft, who'd do that?

Not related, I'm selling some banana peels, a used condom and, what I believe is a ball of hair, possibly regurgitated by a cat, if anyone's interested...

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@DaZeD_aNd_TiReD @Danzig303 its like looking in a mirror....

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@theroyaltramp I once said to someone ‘I want to wash your hair’...wait...

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@DaZeD_aNd_TiReD @Danzig303 if only I could find the gif! it was an attempt at an Austin Powers reference...failed.

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@Danzig303 @DaZeD_aNd_TiReD YOU WILL GET ME ORANGE SHERBET...

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@Danzig303 @DaZeD_aNd_TiReD second from left, for sure! i think i saw a bollck drop!

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@DaZeD_aNd_TiReD @Danzig303 🤣🤣🤣 I fricking love your gifs!

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*walks into the office*

Me: *sunglasses and headphones on* *nods in direction of coworker*

Coworker: GOOD MORNING LAST NIGHT I HAD A LOVELY KALE SALAD THEN WENT FOR A WALK WITH IAN THEN WHEN WE GOT HOME WE WATCHED STRANGER THINGS OMG HAVE YOU SEEN STRANGER THINGS YOU HAVE TO!

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@Danzig303 @DaZeD_aNd_TiReD 🤣🤣🤣 definitely the most likely outcome!

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@DaZeD_aNd_TiReD @Danzig303 IF AND WHEN WE MEET!!!! https://t.co/JKbKVDCysS.HAPPENING!!

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@Danzig303 @DaZeD_aNd_TiReD ahh I don't want that, I'm happy living in my little bubble and not starting shit with people.
TBH this is why I like you guys so much, you're both just easy going peeps who make me laugh, perfect!

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@Danzig303 @DaZeD_aNd_TiReD hahahahaha!

Maybe she had to go do some Cardi O....poor I know.

I wish I had more people to block, sadly though I haven't really had any twitter beef. Even the Trump lovers I've chatted with have turned out to be pretty cool people.

I might try and goad a few peeps 🤔