Han🌸💗

[Han🌸💗 @Han_lj]

Shit like this irritates me so much, you couldn’t pay for your big shop 50p short?? It costs what it costs-you agreed to pay it and have paid it short, they’re just politely reminding you that that’s not what you agreed to- I literally don’t know how they could’ve done it nicer

[Evie Muir @xeviemuir]

Our landlord increased our rent and… speechless

[Eoin Ó Catháin @EoinKeane101]

me ringing in the new year x

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Sconehenge.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

“A platform for progress”

[trash jones @jzux]

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

No more emails. If you want something from me you must approach me slowly and calmly with a piece of apple or carrot in your palm with your fingers flat and extended so I do not bite them

[Han🌸💗 @Han_lj]

@brian_bilston @BeharrellClaire complimentary/complementary always reminds me of you cos you taught me the difference while we were writing brochures!🤣

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

What an excellent idea it was, to choose who runs the country by asking a few thousand elderly people with huge lawns.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

Procrastination is a hard habit to kick.

Here are my top 10 tips for finishing what you start:

[McFredesque 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FredTaming]

hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is Zugzwang [tzoog-tzwung]: a situation in chess (and life) in which a move must be made, but each possible one will make the situation worse.

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

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[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

We've confirmed more than 5,000 planets beyond our solar system. If we add sound for each new world, you can hear the pace of discovery during 30+ years of science. Tones are changed by the planets' distance from their stars. https://t.co/Q72MwrjTwX