waiting for my alien love

slim and shady// '99

[waiting for my alien love @Hanachannxx]

Kitna bhi gyaniyo ke saath baitho, tajurba chutiya banke he milta hai (high on caffeine)

[桜 ♡ @Spamfromk]

Stop normalizing having to train men how to treat you. Tell his ass to go watch some fucking romance movies. There's literally a whole genre on it. why is the bar so low?

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

i love burning bridges idk.. i’d rather build something new than cross a path littered with resentment

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

People who say it’s too cold to eat ice cream are exactly the kind of negativity I don’t need in my life

[👼 @xtsygirll]

it comes n goes in waves and i cannot swim

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

I am so tired of menstruating, honestly.

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

How come migrants never want to go to a Muslim country?

[6’5 guy @65cj200]

I need the girls to get DISGUSTED by a man never buying flowers, planning dates, building a bond, investing in & pouring love + effort into a good hearted woman that deserves it. GET DISGUSTED.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Sorry I do not reach out as often as I used to, I have been second guessing my career path,debating my life choices,and sleeping in any free time I get to escape the reality that is my life.

[777 @dessszn]

so sexy of me to keep going

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

Maybe i am too woke 🤷🏻‍♀️ but I'm actually glad birth rates are declining. Not because children are a burden, but because more people are finally realising they're not fit to be parents and that's a far kinder decision than bringing a child into a life they're not prepared for.

[Harshit Jain @jain_harshit]

Filing ITR feels so depressing.

Paying lakhs of rupees and in return you don’t even have access to clean air, water and now fuel 🥲

[Dj ᥫ᭡ @jareeRExo]

I’ve realized the people who changed my life rarely told me what to do. They just lived in a way that inspired something new in me.

[Leo @leo_osn5]

mi parte favorita de viajar es el momento en el que te das cuenta de que la vida es mucho más q la burbuja en la q estás acostumbrado a vivir

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

dream job??? my dream is to be unemployed for 1 year and suffer zero financial consequences

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the world was fine without ai

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes