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i’m a soccer team and i couldn’t be more excited (she/her) ✨

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new pinned tweet like a welcome mat for all my visitors.. feel free to take your shoes off but please keep ur socks on while viewing my tweets 🫰💕

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sears catalogue

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift has been named TIME’s Person of the Year.

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if u want to get married,, date me
u and i wont get married
but ur experience w me will convince u in such a drastic way to get out of the dating pool that u will marry the next person u date
dating me brings money to the wedding vendor industry and overall stimulates the economy

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playing defense on scrabble

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mia goth merch on shop disney

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every family feud question is “whats a word that starts w p and ends w enis” and then steve harvey is Shocked when they say penis

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@Austin_Ladd <<<<<33333

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my mothers coworker asked me why im single and maam im a little bit psychotic

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this halloween i’m putting the boo in I wanna boob job 👻👻👻

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can u juggle? well I can juggle being a single mom, a mortgage, my Zumba classes, and having time for the Lord. so yea I think I can juggle.

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i think what power ranger you identify as says more about you than your astrological sign

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this would be my opening line if i was a deaf jam comic but also an elf in santas workshop

dam yo bitch got that eggnog pussy,, creamy as hell and better w alcohol

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your wordle score is like your dreams.. super interesting to you but no one else wants to hear about it.. well anyways..

Wordle 856 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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save a cowboy
fuck a horse

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often when theres a milestone for the c*mpany.. im reminded that im here for the check

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

He’s Just Pete
#SNLPremiere

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your community production of Fiddler has not released a statement

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i now will be taking bets on which boyfriends make it to family dinner thanksgiving

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im so prepared to be obsessed

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

The official trailer for Sofia Coppola’s ‘PRISCILLA’ starring Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi.

In theaters everywhere November 3.