Hana

Hockey. Podfic. Squee. Hugo award co-winner.

[Hana @Hananobira]

Remove the spaces.

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[Hana @Hananobira]

@LauraRbnsn I’m pretty sure Hagen Blade is a talking race car character on one of the cartoons my 4-year-old likes.

[Dee✨ @Hey_Its_Dera]

“You look tired"

Well, yeah. The enemies didn't become lovers until 2am.

[Hana @Hananobira]

apologies to the loved ones who have spent hundreds of dollars on toys for my kids, but right now their favorite toy is

[checks notes]

the empty wrapping paper tube

[Hana @Hananobira]

We are ten hours into Thanksgiving break. One child has walking pneumonia. The other is literally climbing the walls. Pray for me.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

I for one like Roman Numeral jokes

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IT WAS NOT A TRAP!!!

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@kalakirya solidarity hugs

i’m so tired and i miss everyone dreadfully

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Finding that crucial balance between signaling "I am a cool and chill person who is safe for your child to hang out with" but also "You would be doing me a personal favor if you let your child come over."

[Hana @Hananobira]

Trying to play it cool with a new mom friend is giving me flashbacks to dating, and not in a good way.

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How soon is too soon to text and ask for a playdate? You have to give it at least three days, right? Don't want to come on too strong. But it's raining today and my kids will be bored and I want someone to come over and entertain them.

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i am not petting her in sufficient quantities

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At the Dallas Museum of Art playing the ‘Which Baby Jesus most resembles your 50-year-old unemployed uncle?’ game

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@greedydancer I’m sorry, boo.

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Checking in on my 1D friends.

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@withabubblegun I’m so sorry, honey. Virtual hugs.

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No need to worry about remembering to leave room for Jesus. River ensures there is a safety barrier between myself and my husband at all times.

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@shehulking yet more proof that adulthood is a rip-off

[Hana @Hananobira]

Super jealous of my daughter's PE class, actually. I keep getting photos of her hiding under the giant rainbow parachute and scooting around on little scooters... I would be in much better shape if my neighborhood had a place for adults to play with the giant rainbow parachute.