Suburban Witchery

Hana the Suburban Witch (She/Her) 🏳️‍🌈
Neurospicy (ADHD) Psychic Tarot & Astrology reader & teacher
Host of Witch Talks Podcast.
Writer & YouTube creator.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

Hello! I'm Hana and if you're new to me on Twitter let me enlighten you to what you may find here. Astrology tidbits, Tarot tips, Witchcraft and a tonne of marauders era fanfic stuff. You're welcome!

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

You know.... I think I'm out. This place has changed man.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

What the flying fuck is this bullshit. Pretty sure don't murder is in the ten commandments, and nothing in there about homosexuality. Not to mention the word homosexuality wasn't added to the bible until the 1940s!
Every day I am thankful to no longer be a part of the church.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

Only a few days left to purchase my psychic masterclass! After that it's being pulled from the shop 😲

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

@PicturesFoIder 27+48
2+4=6
8+8=16-1=15
=65+10
=75

I do math weird, but it's relatively fast in my head and more often than not it's correct.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

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[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

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[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

@missundaaztood NOTION! and I have a page for 'brain dump' and I put all the thoughts there. And, on the rare day that I'm in 'organise' mode, I go in and move all the things to relevant sections of the notion doc. I also have a physical weekly planner with tear off pages for appointments

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

A somewhat controversial take apparently....
https://t.co/GMB4UsSaYj

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

You’re allowed to break the rules with tarot.

Here are the 3 rules I love to break:

1. Don't shuffle.
2. Pick with the cards facing up, not down
3. Use your cards for non-divinatory readings such as plot planning for a book

I do these all the time.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

@evergreenqveen OBSESSED with this OMG. If you open up commissions I want to knowwwwww. I have some big projects I'm working on and your style is goals!

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

I believe Totoro would use they/them pronouns.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

This is actually a great way to get 'some' people (we all know who) to mask up!

[matthew remski @matthewremski]

Someone asked me about my mask. I said I had to avoid Deep State facial rec AI

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

Will literary agents be more likely to represent you if you already have a publisher? #WritingCommunity

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

Check out my latest #podcast https://t.co/iEmCaKyt4m on #Podbean

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

I took a solo trip to Peru when I was 22. Lived and worked there for 3 months oh and couchsurfed my way through Florida, Texas, Peru, Mexico and Bolivia!

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

The anti trans moral panic is predictably turning into a movement that defines women by what we cannot do. I probably wouldn’t take a solo trip to Peru, but my female partner does a trip like that every year and I think that’s neat.

[Moon Babes 🌒 @_moon_babes_]

@BibleBashed There is nothing immoral about a messy house or being disabled so let’s start there.

[Suburban Witchery @HanatheSW]

Imagine how it would feel to know exactly where to focus your energy each month? https://t.co/diNwpAH0wH