Edward Hancock

Real Madrid|Go Utah Jazz|Former D1 Rugby Player

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

I hope Rocco Becht’s sister has a train ran on her by all of the tall yn’s on the basketball team. I get more pain watching Penn state football than I do from playing hopscotch on glass #pain #lank #larp #shrink #team

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

I wouldn’t trust Bryce Young as a special ed teacher guy would definitely tell the kids to eat fucking crayons, holy fuck he is putrid to watch #relegation #wtf #sundayscaries #embarassment

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Colin Simmons, you might be more uneducated than a 4 year old! How the fuck are you whipping it out after sacking the quarterback?! Go to the locker room and think about your actions. #lank #shrink #fn #stupid #longhorns

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Snow sure was falling yesterday, hocked a loogie that was green and feel awful. Gonna go get some chipotle from some minority, I pray they give me proper portions. #chipotle #minority #larp #lank #shrink #food #snow

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Helen Keller was reincarnated as AJ Surace holy fuck that was a Meatball Monday from McLanahan’s open your eyes!! #meatballsub #blind #neverforget #HelenKeller

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Sam Darnold take your fucking g string off and get back in the game for fuck sake man what are we doing? #charmin #ultrasoft #fml #shrink

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

It’s the worst feeling when you boutta fuck a bitch and her shit don’t grip like a Venus fly trap no more #heinous #burnt #thot #larp #lank

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Right about now Pablo Pledgscobar’s pixie dust would be vacuumed as the fellas and I are cracking open some Busch latte’s #lank #cocainering #weare #larp #freepablo

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Jokes over with the Houdini bullshit, bring Derrick Henry back out there! Tired of people thinking they’re magicians! #EpsteinFiles #LANK

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Hey Derrick Henry stop carrying the ball like it’s a loaf of fucking bread dude. It’s a pigskin. #NBS #LANK #really

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Get ready to learn the four for four Jalen Hurts! 4 interceptions you are a mongoloid and probably should consider applying to your local Wendy’s #ottno #LANK #shrunk #bolts

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Homeless guy asked me for a dollar, I go dude I was going to ask you the same thing #shrink #getrich #blessings #coldheart

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Shadeur Sanders might as well be a zookeeper holy fuck that guy has no future in football and should probably stay in daddy’s shadow #LANK #browns #dudewipes

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Chipotle bowl, coffee and breakfast sandwich was a recipe for disaster on this Thursday morning #LANK

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Coffee is the biggest placebo effect known to mankind. Doesn’t give me any more energy and just annihilates my stomach. 1 boom on the boom scale #DOOM #coffeebreak #LANK #chickenjockey

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

It’s a great day to sit outside and drink a couple beers; such ashame I’m still under my parents roof #unemployment #degeneracy #LANK #GetItDone

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Top 5 feelings in life(in no order):

1. Killing an interview
2. Your first blowjob
3. Sunday morning hangover shit
4. Hitting 225 bench
5. Your mom actually cooks a good meal

#GOAT #neededthat #begoodtoyou

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

If your girl says she doing anything except watching love island finale tonight, she lying #LoveIsland #rip #begoodtoyou

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

Probably gonna not eat a single thing, have 5 drinks and blackout by 3 pm #getfunky #LANK #begood

[Edward Hancock @HancockEdward43]

this heat making my balls sweat so much I could fill up Lake Huron #LANK