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You should really stop eating things you find on the ground.

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@Pxpxff Merry Christmas!

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Vacation was pretty rad. You're alright Bend, you're alright.
Some 📷's by @NightWings_Girl, because she insisted on getting credit. I think she might be trying to start a new photography… https://t.co/SqxDEzYLsy

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Stoked to now have a good good boy of my own. #thezonecast #pocketfish https://t.co/LjiVTlctlB

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I love that #thezonecast has made Bunnicula references. I feel validated in my childhood book choices.

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A thought truly held
Precious, but only so long
Gone before you knew
#haiku

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Anytime The Spark Boy tells me I have a less than adequate pokémon

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Dude. "Betty's ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach" is my favorite line so far of season two. Only 4 episodes in. No spoilers please! #Riverdale #INeedMore

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@L0ndonlook I feel that when Game of Thrones is all said and done, the opening theme will somehow be the remixed into the Ultimate Dickstep. Maybe Deadpool will make an appearance.

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@L0ndonlook Try craft brewery's, yo. They can be pretty great!

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The Hanson brothers have their own craft beer company; they sell a Pale Ale called MmmHops. #NationalSiblingsDay

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Finally!!! #stormofthecentury https://t.co/zBdec8nXzf

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Yo, The Good Place is sincerely the best new show in a while. #yabasic #itsdevastating

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I think that A Goofy Movie has the most underrated Disney soundtrack. #powerlineforever

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Anime Bingo: Teen Girl Running to School with Toast in her Mouth ✔

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Seriously, why do all TV/movie dates start at 8pm? Am I just old enough now to think that's too late to START the date? Will I soon think that dinner at 4:30pm is the sensible thing to do? #seniormoments

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So all of the men are back! After they did nothing all movie. #moviepants

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@Sethers I feel like it just goes with the flow... if you know what I mean 😉

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Fake News! #BoarMedia #moviepants