Darius, the Hand of Noxus

“History only remembers the victors. Stand with Noxus, and be remembered forever.” #NotRiot

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

I have the utmost pity for weaklings. But that will not save them from my blade.

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

Did someone say Dunk?

[Wukong @WujuMonkey]

Dunk your own head in it!!

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

I will address any future correspondence to that damned dirty ape as beginning with, "Dear Mr. Monkeyguy".

[Ezreal McAlistair 🏳️‍⚧️ @ProdiGirlMage]

@WujuMonkey But what about on the screen Wukong "Wuju" Monkeyguy

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@PigOfEightPaths Too bad there isn't a spirit of stuffing your face. Hey maybe you could apply?

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

Also we still hold the southern territories. So there.

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@NoMapsMuchMagic Doesn't matter, got canonized

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

Fucked up the Ionians so bad I was canonized into a demigod in their mythology.

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

A spitting image

[Wukong @WujuMonkey]

@PigOfEightPaths "LOOK. HERE: I KEPT A PICTURE ON MY HEXPHONE. IT'S JUST A MONKEY WITH A SCARF."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@WujuMonkey Would you say it...drove you bananas?

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@Siegebreakxr "I am no one's lord, and please quote tweet the corrected version. Dismissed, Captain, and good work."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

I believe this is what they call "bussin'".

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@SheriffCHuxley "Caitlyn, I should hope we are on a first name basis by now. Always with the Piltovan formalities..."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

I'd call my former mentor, but, uhhhh...he doesn't really have a good head on his shoulders anymore.

Or a head at all really. Heh.

[Caitlyn Huxley @SheriffCHuxley]

@WujuMonkey "Just make sure you call him some nice things - and that you /call/ him - otherwise from the outside it will look like you are ungrateful and thoughtless."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@SheriffCHuxley "Hrmmm...I will consider it, for no other reason than that the suggestion comes from you."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

@SheriffCHuxley "Gregor's thanks is in the station he has risen to by my recognition of his strength and skill. Besides, he does not need me and my unwanted celebrity causing a distraction in the Bastion's kitchens, or whichever camp he happens to be stationed at now...classified, by the way."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

The monkey being humiliated is just my favorite kind of art.

[Zhu @VastayanSwine]

“Way ahead’f ya.”

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

I'll tea off on you and your damn dirty ape.

[Master Yi @League_Yi]

"It seems the Hand of Noxus is looking to catch these."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

Wuju just hurry up and die already.

[Master Yi @League_Yi]

"Careful boy, you'll break your ankle trying to keep up with me."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

The only thing that hasn't progressed in Piltover, and thank the gods for that. Santé, sheriff.

[Caitlyn Huxley @SheriffCHuxley]

"Many happy returns to the General-Hand. There will be a bottle of Piltovian whiskey reaching you shortly."

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

If you want to get me a gift, just dunk on a punk in my honor.

[League of Legends @LeagueOfLegends]

Celebrating the original Dunkmaster today! 🏀
Make sure to wish a happy bday to Darius today! 🎉