𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉

painfully average🥀

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@fatherjohnmisty on it's always sunny?

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

White people will put Lipton onion soup mix in anything and call it perfectly seasoned.

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

When I accidentally microwave my boyfriends dads phone. He said he put the phone in the microwave so the government can’t track him, well now they really can’t 😂

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

I’m at the bar on a Monday, am I okay?

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

He’s done it @tmold16

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

Angel Olsen 10/10

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 🥜 ❤️

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 @BellsBrewery Uh oh

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 @viviunuu Grass puppy

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 Abbey road on vinyl

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

Big yuck

[CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil @CBSEveningNews]

VP Mike Pence confirms reports that rainbow Pride flags had been banned from U.S. embassies during Pride Month, expressing his support for the administration's decision; four embassies' requests to fly rainbow flags were denied, according to VP Pence https://t.co/DHY4cn9U2x

[Axios @axios]

Jon Stewart blasted members of Congress for their low attendance at a meeting today where he spoke on reauthorizing the September 11th Victim Compensation Fund: "Shameful. It's an embarrassment to the country, and it is a stain on this institution."
https://t.co/edHjdv59mj

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 Hay me too

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 That wasn’t the sweet and loving comment I was looking for🤷🏻‍♀️

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@CollinCarrier66 I love you😂❤️ & promise this wasn’t about you

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

Your tattoos look like shit.

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

@tmold16 That’s a big sad

[Jaclyn Frank @JaclynGlenn]

Happy zombie Jesus day

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖗𝖆 𝕳𝖆𝖓𝖉 @Hand_me_a_drink]

Mitski has written one of the best songs I’ve heard in such a long time. I could listen to “Nobody” all day long.