GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN)

it/its | PORNED RETARD | DMS OPEN| Too ROTTED to recover. 😵‍💫💕 @your_goon_bunny’s PERSONAL DILDO. @Arcashnine’s idiot mutt @S0ARINGWING’s PORNWIFE

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

Good news, pervs~!

So, I SOMETIMES post pics on here, and it’s fun! But videos and such are hard to post here, and I also wanna be more of a brat with my nudes.

So~ I made a JFF!

https://t.co/fkfEMkjiwu

There’s not a whole lot there yet, but there will be. Just for you.

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

@ToxicCringeGod That’s literally me and we’re so valid bro

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

Happy pride month! Make sure to spend it really CELEBRATING who you are.

PORNSEXUAL LONERS like you are just as valid and deserve to be on the flag bro! You CASHSEXUAL finsubs are valid!

Being a TARDFXG is okay! It’s just who you are. Be gay. Shove it in people’s faces.

[Charigurgl 🔥 @Glarpidy]

Happy pride month!

That means be gayer for me.

[𝔑͟⚆ᵁ͡𝘚. @STALKAEON]

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THAT IS 𝘾𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙏:
THAT 𝗣𝗜𝗡𝗞𝗬 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗘 INSIDE YOUR 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 IS 𝐌𝐄, MORTAL...
I know, I know it's hard to CONTROL. But I'm doing this for a reason, to fill yourself with 𝘒𝘕𝘖𝘞𝘓𝘌𝘋𝘎𝘌 in the most 𝙎𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙐𝙇𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 way possible...
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[𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐄. @QU33RQUACK]

« Oh, what dah'ling?
I'm just stretching~ Why don't you come join me? »

[𝙳𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚟𝚊𝚗 @DILFtrucker]

Lose your virginity with the ol' man from next door.

[Dorky Gooner 🇦🇺 @tooner_gooner1]

PRIDE MONTH YOU HORNY FUCKERS 🏳️‍🌈🌈🌈

Pride is NOT about you it’s about BUYING A BUNCH OF RAINBOW COLORED BULLSHIT and GOONING to the sluttiest pride flag edits you can find >w<🥴💦

Let’s celebrate every letter in the alphabet by edging extra hard this month mmmgghh 🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

@Wind_MageFE I MIGHT squirm and whimper and tard out a bit while you did, hope you don’t mind. 😖

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

Is my penis pretty? Hope no one can dox me cuz of it. I always get paranoid and it gives me a fear boner

[𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐘 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 @aPeRverTedMuTT]

When he calls me "son" and I call him "dad"

[Cash Hound 💸 @PupDrainer]

Retweet if you are a shameless footstool ❤️

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

@StimmyCowbro BANGER.

[StimmyCowbro Goonin @StimmyCowbro]

@HandhumpingTard Boss make a dollar. I make a dime. So I beat my meat sloppy and watch porn on company time.

[𝗕𝗜𝗚 𝗗𝗔𝗗𝗗𝗬 @PervertedHog]

𝗣𝗢𝗩 : You looked at the hog in a slightly flirty way.

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

@Mowolu Bro exactly! Think about it. So much of the engine that fuels capitalism relies on the suppression of emotion in favor of immediate profit.

And gooning is, like, the complete opposite! It’s textbook resistance. 🥰

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

ACTUALLY, bro, if you think about it, gooning is really activist.

You’re stroking your dick instead of getting a job, right? Bro, thats just you not feeding the techno feudal industrial torment nexus that is our society!

Way to stick it to the man, bro. Pump pump pump.

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

Also, using your money to have me twerk for you is INCREDIBLY leftist and liberal because you’re giving back to an amateur college boy instead of the wider porn industry 🥰

[GOONCOW ADDICTED HANDHUMPER (20M and TAKEN) @HandhumpingTard]

@FeederADC Yeah bro! Stroking your dick daily, spending money on sex toys and other men, and watching porn for hours is an act of resistance!

It’s like Woodstock, but instead of drugs it’s porn! Make sure to goon your cock against the machine of capitalism as much as possible, dude.

[ＰＩＥＲＲＯＴ @KingKobold__]

🖤PIERROT 🖤

"HA! You nibble your food like a mouse!"

Hunter/Chef
Doesn't shower
Quick to Rage

"A real man takes bites large enough to almost choke them."

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